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  • You vs Michael Myers

    Saw this video on Youtube and I thought it could make for an interesting discussion here.

    Basically, do you have the means to take down Michael Myers from the film Halloween?

    I believe I do so long as I can get hold of my sharpest kitchen knife. The aim would not be to lunge at him since he has greater reach than me. Plus he can take multiple stabs before falling. Instead I would try to aim for his Achilles tendons. No matter how tough you are, physics will not allow you to stand upright with cut Achilles tendons. From then on I just need to stab him repeatedly in the head to finish him off. Easier said than done of course but that's the theory anyway.
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  • #2
    I thought you already knew about Michael Myers, how come watching some dumb YT video like the several there are about taking down fictional characters took all that knowledge away? You'd have to be downright superhuman to kill Michael Myers, the dude is almost as absurdly powerful as Jason Voorhees.
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    • #3
      I didn't watch it. Knowing full well how ignorant it would be.

      I'm just saying it's simple biology. Doesn't matter how tough you are, If your tendons are cut there then you can't physically stand up. He'd keep trying to get up and then falling over again.

      It's just occurred to me that Michael wears heavy duty boots. So cutting his Achilles probably wouldn't be possible short of using a sword or an axe.
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      • #4
        The thing is the dude is considerably faster than you and even if you sneak attack him, the dude will heal from his wounds almost immediately. It's how he survived the very first movie's ending.
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        • #5
          I don't think he has that kind of healing.
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          • #6
            He has powered through worse stuff than being attacked with a knife. You'll have a hard time with a knife as well, his skin is harder than your average joe.
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            • #7
              How is he faster? He only ever walks and fights people who are shitting themselves really.

              Like in 4 when that kid is fumbling around with the shotgun, I think he grabs it off him which seems like an impressive speed feat but really the guy is your typical horror movie idiot.


              Taking everything in to account I think I could do it provided there's no specific conditions like it has to take place only in my house and I can't prepare.
              I keep calm under pressure so dousing him in lighter fluid and using a can of deodorant as a flamethrower would be easy enough, of course it wouldn't kill him instantly but as soon as he's on fire run away and keep a distance, maybe throw some knives at him or some shit. I used to do that out in the woods years ago so I got pretty decent at actually stabbing them in to trees, though that was butter knives.
              If not that just run to the car and ram in to him until he's suitably broken, legs and arms.

              And then because I've watched almost all of the movies I'd cut his damn head off, make sure it was really him and then burn the body.

              Unless he suddenly starts acting out of character and running around he shouldn't be too hard to topple.

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              • #8
                Steve, come on. This series has multiple films, they aren't all about people who can't dare to take him on, and if you really have seen all the movies you know that. There are many cases of him stopping incoming attacks from other people or just him moving faster than the human eye can track.

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                Myers ain't stupid, he doesn't tank through attacks like Jason tends to do. He won't get hit and won't stop 'til you're dead.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Darker View Post
                  Steve, come on. This series has multiple films, they aren't all about people who can't dare to take him on, and if you really have seen all the movies you know that. There are many cases of him stopping incoming attacks from other people or just him moving faster than the human eye can track.

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                  Myers ain't stupid, he doesn't tank through attacks like Jason tends to do. He won't get hit and won't stop 'til you're dead.
                  He still can't dodge fire though and he still never bothers to run or seriously dodge.
                  That guy was still too short and too scared to really go for him, he had no chance there. I'm well aware of how weak I am so I'd use range to my advantage.

                  I don't remember Myers ever displaying excellent throwing skills, I guess he probably would throw his knife if it came to it but still if I've already set him on fire he's going to have a hard time doing that.


                  And...he is kind of stupid? He just gets up over and over and keeps coming at people most of the time only a few times is he really wise enough to think of escape. Again he's in a horror movie where 99% of the people seem to have an IQ of 50. He's skilled in his craft but not exactly a genius.

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                  • #10
                    wut

                    Most people in the Halloween series aren't stupid lol

                    Or not willing to fight him, most of his defeats are from people who conquered their fears and managed to take him on through unconventional means.

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                    Also, Michael has been lit on fire before, while being electrocuted as well. And he survived this.

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                    And he's avoided gunfire so don't tell me's stupid. He may be a psychopath but the dude managed to learn how to drive despite never getting taught. He is a supernatural killer.

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                    You'd only prolong the inevitable with household equipment, you can't manage much unless you use firearms. Those are the only things that have ever put down Michael for a considerably period of time.
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                    • #11
                      But they are still stupid lol, they damage him and do what they expect is fatal damage then run away only for him to survive.

                      He's not immune to fire, it wouldn't kill him instantly but he'd be completely ineffective while alight.
                      I'd set him on fire and assuming this is in my current town he has a long ass distance to run before he gets to water and I'll just sit in my car and watch him until he collapses and then turn him in to mincemeat.
                      With an accelerant like lighter fluid he won't be put out easy and his flesh will burn fast.

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