Yamcha & Ox-King Save The World!

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Yamcha & Ox-King Save The World!; The greatest team up of all time
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ekrolo2	Mar 9 2016, 11:06 PM Post #1
Posts: 1,601 Group: Member Member #12,689 Joined: October 6, 2015 Gender Male Country None Favourite Anime Dragon Ball Z What Browser do you use? Opera Favourite Manga Dragon Ball	Chapter 1 - The Plan He was so sure it would work. So assured in his own, clever little plan to trick the latest in a long line of powerful beings in the universe to threaten his home. But as he stares at the scene before him, Yamcha, never learning his lesson, once again finds his confidence the cause of his, and in this case, everyone else' un-doing. The two figures deciding the fate of the Earth stand at opposite ends of the pool situated in the backyard of Capsule Corps headquarters. One a skinny, purple skinned and fur-less cat-like being, known as Beerus. An unexpected visitor with enough power to effortlessly defeat the strongest fighters the ex-bandit has ever encountered from Tien all the way to Gohan. His opponent is a stocky, shape-shifting, man-pig, who's perversions are rivaled only by Master Roshi, being known as Oolong. One of Yamcha's oldest friends and among the first members of this strange group of friends and family forming their inner circle. Beerus gave them a single, simple condition to save their planet, if Oolong beats him in a game of paper, rock, scissors the Earth survives. If not, he'll destroy it without a moment's hesitation. Yamcha thought himself so clever with his hoof logic when he and Puar goaded the cowardly pig-man into this game moments ago. Only now as he and the others present watch their respective picks does a single thought run through his, and everyone else' minds. We're all going to die... "You fools," Beerus calls them as they all, in unison look on at Oolong's paper losing to Beerus' scissors in utter shock and terror. "Don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!" Of course! Yamcha mentally screams as they all watch Beerus rise off the ground. I should've told Oolong telepathically! At least, then it might've worked! Oh man... I've really screwed up this time! Halting his ascent a few feet off the ground, a massive, sun-like ball of energy slowly surrounds Beerus' entire body, causing the ground beneath their feet to shake with his growing energy. The warriors of Earth and their allies take a few steps back, with Piccolo and Dende in particular shaking and sweating considerably at the display of power. We're all going to die... And it's all my fault! The sun-ball aura stops spreading, its size now dwarfing that of the entire Capsule Corp headquarters and towering over the group of humans, aliens and animal-Earthling's gathered beneath it. Do something damn it! Yamcha urges himself with a commanding yell. You got everyone into this mess so figure out a way to get em out of it! Inside the orb of fiery energy, Beerus looks down on party-goers and points the palm of his right hand towards them, his body glowing with a purple hue as he prepares to annihilate their home. How'd it even get this crazy?! He wonders at this insane turn of events. Everything was going fine! Everyone was eating, drinking, hanging out, even Beerus was having a helluva time until Boo ticked him off!... Wait a minute... Momentarily forgetting the newest impending destruction of Earth, Yamcha recollects everything that's happened at the party as quickly as he can. Beerus showed up, got introduced to everyone, chowed down on the food, drank some juice, asked Boo for something... Damn it! What was it! While the ex-bandit tries to find the cause of this in hopes of calming down their destructive, uninvited guest, the other party-goers simply stand next to one another in the shadow of the make-shift sun-ball looming ominously over them. "People of Earth!" Beerus' voice echoes from inside the sun-ball. "The moment of your destruction is nigh if you have any last words tell one another, now's the time to do it!" "Don't be so sure of yourself!" Tien defiantly yells at the cat-god. "Every time a someone like you has tried to destroy our planet, they've gotten more than they bargained for!" "Yeah!" Chiaotzu backs him up. "When Goku gets here you'll be sorry you ever came here!" Beerus gives them a toothy grin. "The Saiyan I bested on North Kai's planet? I left him in a sorry state with a simply push to the neck. Even that ridiculously spiky haired form did him little good." "He... doesn't mean Super Saiyan 3... does he...?" Krillin hesitantly addresses the others with only silent but shocked expressions serving as his replies. "... Guys?" "Now say your goodbyes so I can be on my way! This isn't the only planet that needs destroying you know!" "Well, at least, I got to see Bulma's full-package before biting the bullet," Giggles Master Roshi with a slight blush to accompany it, the ten shots of sake he drank earlier dulling the severity of the situation. "Speaking of which..." Oolong gives the woman-in-question a sideways glance with a wicked grin spreading across his features. Nudging himself closer and closer towards her as she helps her wounded, and tired husband on his feet. "Ooooohhhhhh Bbbbuuuuulllllmmmaaaa-" "Try anything pig, and I'll make sure you're the first one of us to go!" Vegeta growls at the shapeshifter, coupling it with a single-eyed glare and sending him practically squealing to the other side of the group. "Of all the times to pull something like that-" A quick peck on the cheek from Bulma calms him down. "What was that for?" "For being my hero twice today," She tells him with a warm smile. "A girl always loves "Hmph," He scoffs before suddenly wincing in pain from something grabbing his leg. He looks down to find his son, smiling and hugging him tightly. "Mom's right dad!" Trunks proudly agrees with his mother's sentiment. "Seeing you beat this guy up was awesome! I bet Mister Goku didn't do half-as-good as you!" Despite their predicament and the open show of affection he usually dislikes acknowledging out in public, Vegeta cannot help but rub the top of Trunks' head and reward his praise with a genuine smile. "Thanks, boy." Overhearing his friends and Beerus' comment about his father, Goten lowers his head in worry, hoping that he'll fly in at any moment and prove them both wrong. "Don't worry dear," He notices his mother kneeling next to him, giving him a hug and reassuring smile. "Your fathers never missed a chance for a good fight! He'll be here any second now!" "It won't do us any good even if he does," Piccolo interjects, his expression as pale as can be given his usual, green skin-color."The rest of you can't sense it, but this... Beerus, his power is... " He gulps just being in the God of Destructions vicinity. "It's frighteningly powerful, even after everything I've faced in my life, none of us even compares to him. Not even Goku." The bluntness of his statement earns the Super Namekian a number of reactions, none of them good and all of them going seemingly ignored by him. Goten and Videl lower their heads in worry, Chi-Chi shoots him a disapproving glare while Dende glances from him to Videl. The young Earth girls hand never leaving her belly. This isn't good for her, The young guardian of Earth looks at her with a heavy heart. Especially for her condition. He reaches out to place a reassuring hand on her shoulder only for Gohan to prove himself the quicker of the two. Placing her in a tight embrace despite the pair of broken ribs awarded to him courtesy of Beerus. "Don't worry Videl," He hugs her just a bit tighter. "My dad isn't going to let Beerus blow everything up. He's probably over at Old Kai's getting the Potara so he can fuse with one us and beat this guy." "I want to believe that Gohan, I do but-" "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL CREATION!" Beerus roars at the top of his lungs, the force behind his very voice feeling like an instantaneous tornado smashing against them all. "When I told you to say your goodbyes I meant something short and to the point! Certainly not the downright disturbing relationship between Vegeta's wife and the old man!" With the exception of the drunk and giggling Roshi, most of the party-goers merely look in silent terror at his outburst, readying themselves for what's to come. "And where the blazes is Whis?!" Turning 90 degrees to his left inside the sun-ball, Beerus' left eye twitches at the sight of Whis still sitting at a nearby food stand, still partaking in various delicacies of Earth. "Damn it Whis!" He calls out to his attendant. "Will you quit stuffing your face and get over here so we can get this over with?!" His only response is the form of a barely audible, muffled and disinterested response barely resembling "Coming Lord Beerus!" Feeling a migraine setting in, Beerus pinches the bridge of his nose as he almost considers putting an end to everything and merely joining him in the dishes of Earth. But a God of Destruction must stand behind his decision to destroy a planet, and nothing can stand in the way of that. "PUDDING!" Hearing the voice of the foolish human who thought himself clever enough to fool a being of his caliber, Beerus turns around and finds the one called Yamcha standing there with an attitude completely different from all the others. The same attitude he displayed when he whispered his plan to the pig-man. "It was pudding, wasn't it Lord Beerus?" Yamcha asks, taking a few steps forward while everyone looks at him as if he's lost his mind. "Boo didn't share his pudding and now you're mad at us!" "Congratulations human," Beerus commends him with sarcasm oozing from every word. "Your ability to barely grasp what the others did long ago is astounding. What is exactly your point with this?" "My point, Lord Beerus, is that you're obviously a man who wants, no, deserves respect and my friend here didn't give it to you. What if he apologized for it?" "It would do you little good human," Beerus eyes the blob in question with malice. "It would require something truly substantial for me to spare your planet now." Yamcha rubs his chin for a moment, pondering what this substantial thing could be. It doesn't take long. "Oh! What if we made you an incredible dish, Lord Beerus? And I'm not talking something great or amazing, I'm talking top five meals you've ever tasted good." Beerus snickers at the idea. "Among the best meals I've ever tasted? Don't get me wrong human, the dishes of your world are nothing short of exceptional, but I've lived for millions of years, visited countless worlds with cultures and cuisines that would make your head spin. Do you honestly believe someone on this planet could produce one to rival the finest I've had the pleasure in partaking in?" Without a hint of hesitation, Yamcha looks him right in the eye with a smirk and says. "I do." The two of them stare at one another for a moment while the others merely observe at the exchange with renewed hope, a last, slim chance for them to save the Earth. To their relief, Beerus lowers his hand, his sun-ball, and aura vanishing as he descends towards the ground. "Very well, human," Beerus walks up towards him with Yamcha simply standing-in-place, casual and calm. "I shouldn't do this, but even if there's the faintest chance of an exceptional dish hidden away somewhere on this little world, then I can't pass it up." "And if I'm right, and this dish knocks your socks off, you won't destroy the Earth?" "Of course, a God of Destruction always keeps his promises," Beerus leans in a bit closer to Yamcha, his voice becoming quieter as he narrows his eyes at the smirking, ex-bandit. "Just don't start beginning for another chance if you botch the meal, I won't give it to you." Yamcha's smirk grows into a full-blown smile as he extends his hand out to the cat deity. "You got yourself a deal." Beerus responds with a smile of his own and takes Yamcha's hand. "I eagerly await what you can come up with." "Yeah, wait till you see what chef Bulma brings-" The ex-bandits smile fades, replaced by a look of confusion. "Wait, what you mean?" "You're the one who boasted of Earth's culinary achievements, Yamcha, now is the time for you to prove it." Yamcha merely stands there, his brain not fully comprehending Beerus' suggestion when a whole new flood of terror washes over him. "No... No, no, no, no, no, no!" Yamcha tries to pull his hand back only to find it tightly in the grip of the smiling, satisfied at once again fooling the human, Beerus. Despite his best efforts, he's powerless to stop Beerus from forcefully shaking their joined hands together, sealing the deal. "Don't worry, I'm not entirely unreasonable!" Beerus assures him with a coy tone to his voice. "A meal of this importance requires the presence of an assistant to the chef," He leans closer towards the terrified Yamcha. "So choose wisely!" Still pulling away from Beerus' grip upon being released from it, Yamcha is sent stumbling clumsily towards the other partygoers and falls flat on his face at their feet. Moaning from the pain of his aching nose, he rolls over and sees everyone staring down at him, with reactions ranging from hope to terror to disapproval from all of them. As varied as the species and types of people comprising the group. For Yamcha himself, however, only a single thought comes to mind. We're all going to die... -------------------------------------------- And so, the culinary expertise of Yamcha & The Ox-King (according to Toriyama) are put to the ultimate test! Hope you all have as much fun reading it as I am writing it



Megasaiyan	Mar 11 2016, 01:37 PM Post #2
Osz Karoly Szilard Posts: 977 Group: Member Member #7,360 Joined: February 25, 2012 Favourite Anime Dragon Ball Z What Browser do you use? Mozilla Firefox Favourite Manga Haven't read any yet	Hahaha...wery well written and interesting story...two unlikely characters will save the world lol



Goddess Ultimecia	Mar 11 2016, 02:45 PM Post #3
Posts: 10,145 Group: RP Moderator Member #8,473 Joined: October 26, 2012 Gender Male Country None	I like the setup thus far, also, nice job of getting across just how hopeless everything there seemed.
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