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So yeah, I'm redoing this series, trying to write it much better this time.
"Um, hey Bugs, are you sure you want to go through with this?" "Of course! What do I have to worry about? Nobody can do a thing to me! And I'll play by their rules for the most part. I'll even let them smack me around a bit! But this fighting nonsense, they take it too seriously. Its like they can actually die!" "Um, bugs, they can die." "..... I'll play the good guy, ok?" "......ok." And with that, Bugs Bunny grabbed his paintbrush and paints his way to the Dragon Ball universe! This is Dragon Ball Bugz!
Chapter 1: The Worlds Strongest... Rabbit It's another peaceful day, five years after the great battle of Goku and Piccolo. Goku is seen with Gohan on his nimbus, flying to Master Roshi's house. "And don't you worry Gohan, he's a great guy." "Okay, daddy." Gohan smiles lightly, looking up at Goku. Then out of nowhere a voice is heard. "Nyehhhhh...." Goku halts his nimbus, him and Gohan looking around confused. Bugs Bunny appears before Goku, startling him and Gohan."What's up, doc?" "Huh? Who are you?" "My name is Bugs. Nice to meet you, Son Goku." Goku gets confused by all of this. "How do you know my name?" Bugs Bunny is still smiling. "Don't worry about it. I came here to test your merit in battle." Goku keeps a still face. "Do I know you?" Bugs shakes his head."No, but I know you. Son Goku, grandson of the great martial artist named Gohan." Goku is taken aback. "Ok, you have my attention. Lets land." Bugs looks down and panics right before falling in the ocean, surfacing after a few seconds.
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"Now, where is he?" Raditz is seen standing right outside his space pod. He presses a button on a scouter, located on his left eye, and data flashes on it. "Two high power levels, both heading somewhere. I'll take pride in saying my brother boasts the higher one. Just you wait, Kakarot!" He laughs and takes off to the sky, leaving the corpse of a farmer behind.
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Goku assumes battle position. Bugs stands cutely, his hands behind his back. "That's how you're fighting?" Bugs keeps smiling. "Yes, this is just fine." "Ok, suit yourself...." Goku charges at him and throws a left jab, but Bugs blocks it with his index finger. "Wha-" Before Goku could finish his sentence, Bugs throws a jab of his own and hits Goku, sending him head-first in the surrounding water, and gohan gets frightened. "Daddy!" Bugs laughs lightly. "He should be fine, kid. I know he can take much more than that." Right after he says this, Goku charges out of the water. He has his right leg extended for a kick, Bugs not moving a muscle. He grabs Goku's leg at the last second and throws him upward. He catches himself after a brief moment, staying in the air. "Wow! I wasn't expecting this, he's good! I just might have to give this my all. Wait... I wonder..." He enters Kamehameha stance. "Ka...me...ha...me..." Bugs smirks. "Are you really going to fire that thing from there? And risk your son's safety?" Goku exits the stance, putting his head down. He mumbles out, "He knows...", as he floats down. "Well, shall we continue?" Goku gives a smile that seemed to say, "Of course." He charges at Bugs and throws a barrage of punches and kicks, all of which Bugs blocks. Bugs follows with a leg sweep which Goku barely dodges. He follows with a hard right jab, which Goku barely blocks. His hand stings from the impact. "You're really something else!"
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Raditz is still flying, determined to reach his target. His scouter beeps and flashes, and he quickly stops. "Huh? What was that? Hmm... I think it was the other high power!" He looks around for any sign of hostility, searching for about half a minute, then stops and yells out, "Hey! Show yourself!". He begins to float upward, but still sees no sign of anything. "Hmm, too bad. I was hoping for some fun..." He starts heading for his target again.
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Bugs begins an assault, quickly overwhelming Goku and leaving him exposed to everything thrown at him. Afterward, he stumbles backward and falls to one knee, breathing heavy. "Man.... you sure got me!" He stands up and grins cheerfully, scratching his head, and Bugs smiles back. "I like you." Goku quickly puts a serious face on, looking to his left and at the sky. "Someone's....headed this way... and he's strong!" "Ah, I think I know who. Time to get to work." Raditz approaches quickly, landing on the island. "Well well well, what do we have here?"He crosses his arms, a devious smile on his face. "Look at you, all grown up." Goku has a confused look on his face. "Do I know you?" "So, you forgot. Hardly surprising, you were only a baby after all." "What are you talking about?" Raditz sighs. "So, I have to give a history lesson. Very well. First of all, you're not from this planet." Goku looks confused. "What? I've lived here all my life!" He gives a weak laugh, but Raditz interrupts. "I'm afraid not. You come from a planet called Vegeta, which was once home to a proud race of warriors known as the Saiyans." "Was?" Raditz puts his head down, still smiling. "Yes, it was destroyed some time ago..." He trails off, then shows anger in his face. "But enough about that! I want to know why you failed in your mission!" Still confused, Goku asks, "Mission?" Raditz tightens his fists. "Yes! You were supposed to wipe all life on this planet! Why haven't you done so?" Goku is shocked at his question. "What are you talking about? I would never do such a thing!" Raditz makes a grunt of disgust. "You- you've grown soft..." Goku shakes his fist at Raditz. "Why don't you get lost?" The space warrior crosses his arms. "I'm afraid that's not an option. I've come all the way here, and I'm getting what I want. That's you." Goku looks back to his son, still behind the tree. "Oh Gohan, I hope you don't get dragged in this. Chi-Chi would kill me if you went missing!"
Raditz then looks at Bugs, who has his eyes fixed on him. "What are you looking at?" Bugs remains still. "Someone who's about to learn a lesson." Raditz laughs heartily, but quickly stops when Bugs charges at him and elbows him in the chest, cracking his armor. Goku gasps. "Whoa!" Raditz stumbles backward and holds the sore area with his left hand. Bugs then begins a barrage of punches and kicks, but Raditz manages to block them all. He counters with a hard kick to Bugs' chest, sending him flying into the water. "Bastard broke my suit..." Bugs surfaces and Raditz immediately fires a ki blast at him out of anger. He shrieks and dives back in, and it barely missed him. He quickly appears behind Raditz and grapples him, pinning him down on the sand. Raditz struggles to get up for a few seconds, then smiles. "Watch the birdie." Bugs makes a confused face. "What?" Then Bugs is launched away by beams from Raditz's hands. He flies upward a good distance, then falls in the water again. Raditz lets out a hearty laugh, then turns to Goku, who enters a stance.
"Looks like your friend is gone. Too bad!" He laughs again. Bugs quickly emerges, holding a rock in each hand. "Still here!" He throws one at Raditz's forehead, striking dead center. His head goes back, and his face twists up for a second, his hand jerking up at his head out of reaction. "Ouch! How dare you!" He throws the other one at his left kneecap, making him fall to one knee. "Damnit!" Raditz fires a barrage of ki blasts at Bugs, but he was already gone. He appears behind him and drags him into the water. Goku wasn't sure what to do, but ultimately decided to check on Gohan. He runs over to the tree Gohan was hiding behind, and was happy at the sight he saw. Gohan was leaned up against the tree taking a nap. "Good, he's fine."
Bugs releases Raditz and they start an underwater battle. Raditz throws several punches at Bugs which are all easily dodged. Bugs counters with several of his own and they all land. Bugs begins to overwhelm Raditz with a fury of punches and kicks. He throws Raditz back on land, jumping up right afterward. Raditz sitting down, holding his upper body up with his arms. Bugs begins walking to Raditz and he tries to crawl away. "W-wait... I-I can leave if you really want me to..." "You think I'm falling for that?" Bugs raises his fist as if to throw another punch, and Raditz flinches. A baseball bat that looks to be made out of diamond appears in his raised hand and he cracks it on Raditz's skull, killing him almost instantly. "Not an ounce of mercy... good thing he's on my side..."
Bugs looks at Goku and smiles. "Well, that's taken care of. So, you said you have a meeting to go to?" "Yeah, to my old teacher Master Roshi's! You wanna tag along?" Bugs shakes his head. "I have business to attend to. I'll see you later though. It was a pleasure meeting you, Goku." And with that, Bugs sped off, gone in an instant. "He's somehing else." He turns to the tree gohan is hiding behind. "Gohan!" A grumble is heard behind the palm tree and Gohan appears shortly after rubbing his eye, causing Goku to smile. "C'mon, we have somewhere to be, remember?" Gohan grins. "Right!" He appears fully awake. "Nimbus!" Goku's trusted cloud swoops down from the sky, stopping on a dime in front of Goku. He grabs Gohan and hops on. "To Master Roshi's!" "Where are you going in such a hurry?"
Goku stops, looking around. "I recognize that voice..." Goku nearly falls over at who he saw."Piccolo! Wh-what are you doing here?" Piccolo keeps a stern look. "I demand to know what happened to that warrior." "What are you talking about?" Piccolo lets out a sound of annoyance. "Don't play dumb with me. I tracked him to your location, then his energy level vanished. There was no other power with you, so tell me how you did it before I get pissed. Goku laughed, causing Piccolo to get more irritated. "Oh yeah, Bugs." "Bugs? What the hell are you talking about?" This really strong rabbit started talking to me, then the warrior you mentioned got into it with him, but he dealt with him easily." Piccolo was nearly steaming. "You expect me to belive THAT? Who do you think I am?" No, honestly, it's the truth!" "Well then, where is this guy?" Goku shrugged his shoulders. "He had business or something I guess." "Oh, right, a superpowered rabbit just happens to meet you right before you meet the strongest foe this planet has known, then leaves when he's finished. That would TOTALLY happen. Now tell me the truth, stop kidding around." "Why do you care anyway?" Piccolo smiles. "Because, I want to know what type of training you've been going through. Goku lets out a nervous laugh. Piccolo looks at Gohan. "So that's how you've been spending your time. Disgusting. Well, while you've been having a family, I've been developing a powerful technique. It's not yet complete, but you'll be in for the time of your life when it is!" He lets out a sinister laugh, then charges off. Goku waves his fist at the direction Piccolo flew. "Darn it, I shouldn't let him get away! But Gohan can't get involved in that..." He decides to head to Master Roshi's anyway. [/i]
Chapter 2: Unlikely Pair On a distant planet...
"Hey, Vegeta, I think Raditz might've-" The hulking bald warrior known as Nappa is conversing with Vegeta, the proud prince of the almost extinct Saiyan race, before being interrupted. "Died? If so, good riddance. He was weak anyway." Nappa is surprised at Vegeta's lack of care for their comrade. "Well why don't we check the planet out anyway? Shouldn't we at least avenge him?" "Well, I am curious as to who could've defeated him on a planet like that, it's supposed to be full of pathetically weak inhabitants. It wasn't the brother of Raditz, as Raditz challenged someone who was with him at the time. I suppose it wouldn't hurt." Vegeta begins to smile. "It might be fun."
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"Alright, that was a great lunch! I must say, Roshi, your food is never that bad!" Goku and Gohan are at Kame House, along with Master Roshi, Krillin, Oolong, and Bulma. Roshi lets out a dissatisfied grunt in reply to Goku's exclamation. "Still not very considerate. Tell me, Goku. Do you really have a limit to your food intake, or do you stop when you're bored?" Everyone laughs at this. Goku shrugs his shoulders as he rubs his stomach. "You know, I'm not really sure. Can I have more and find out?" More laughter, Roshi shaking his head in disapproval. Krillin looks at Goku with a serious face. "Hey, didn't you say you had some news for us? Why don't ya let us hear it now?" Goku sits straight up. "Oh yeah! I met this strange guy on the way here. Name was Bugs. Somehow he knew everything about me." Everyone looks attentive. "And he was incredibly strong! He sparred with me and I nearly had to go all out!" Everyone nearly falls over after hearing this. "You're kidding!", said Krillin. "Nope, and that's not it either. This other guy appeared out of nowhere as well, and he claimed to be from space!" Shock hits everyone again. "His power level was unlike anything I've ever sensed. It made Piccolo look like a joke!" Everyone gasps. But then it happened." Everyone was anxious to hear the rest. "The Bugs guy whooped him handily! It was weird though, he made a baseball bat appear out of nowhere to finish him." Everyone is confused at the last sentence. "Baseball bat?", they all ask. "Yeah, pulled it out of thin air. But not just any ol' baseball bat, this one was made out of a really hard material." "Steel?" "No, it wasn't metal, it was clear and shiny." "That sounds like dimaond!" "Goku, don't tell me you've never heard of diamond before..." Goku laughs nervously and scratches his head. "Nope!" Krillin looked to be pondering for a moment, then excitedly yelled out "Hey! If this guy was so strong, why didn't you sense him as well?" Goku turned to Krillin. "Well that's what's weird, there was no ki signal from him..." "That makes no sense though..." Goku grins. "Well, I guess when you can pull a baseball bat out of nowhere, anything is possible for you!" They all laugh at this. They all wrap up their meeting, saying their goodbyes and heading home, and Roshi heads to sleep.
Six months later...
"C'mon, Gohan, let's go!" Goku is outside of his house. Gohan's voice is heard from inside. "Just a second, daddy!" He walks out, fixing his hat. Goku picks him up and takes off. Chi-Chi comes running out. "Don't be gone too long!" Goku looks back and smiles, giving a wink and thumb up.
They fly to a nearby lake, and Goku lands, putting Gohan down. "Don't worry about catching big ones like me, son. Just grab what you desire!" They had plans to go fishing all week, but Goku always got caught up in his training. Thinking about what Piccolo said all those months ago made Goku get back into martial arts. He had improved his strength significantly, but would it matter against what was approaching earth this very minute?
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Two spherical orbs speed through the vastness of space. Inside are both the Saiyan prince, Vegeta, and what seemed to be his second-in-line, Nappa. They seem to be in a hibernative state; masks cover their faces, and their breathing is almost nonexistant. They are on a mission to find the one who defeated Raditz and show him the wrath of a Saiyan. Will Earth survive this? Only time will tell.
"Daddy, look at the one I caught!" Gohan was knee deep in the water, holding a fish was about two inches in length. "Not bad, Gohan, but I think you can go a little bigger than that." Gohan lets the fish go and continues searching, and Goku dives in. After a few minutes, Gohan notices a shadow loom over him and looks back. His face goes pale at what he saw and scrunches up in terror. "D-d-daddy?" "Yes, please call him over. I have some business for him." He laughed a quiet, devilish laugh. Goku is deep in the water still, looking for the biggest fish he can get his hands on. He can't sense the presence of him, he's suppressed his energy to almost 0. "Is he hiding?" Gohan points a shaky finger at the water. "He-he's f-fishing..." Piccolo scoffs. "What a primitive man." He had no interest in killing the offspring of his rival, this was too personal. But talking to the boy sure got on his nerves quickly. He had to hold back his irritation, for he knows the chances of him lashing out from habit. Patience was not in his dictionary, he means business at all times.
Goku surfaces and gasps upon seeing Piccolo. "You again? What now? Oh wait, I bet I know." He leaps out of the water and lands on the ground near the two of them. "I'm glad to see you didn't attack my son." Piccolo shouts out, "You know damn well I'm only after you! If I wanted to go wild I would've done it a long time ago..." He smiles. "But the time has finally come. I've perfected the technique." He is grinning at this point. Goku throws off his weighted shirt, armbands, and shoes, a frown on his face. "Too bad, I was hoping things might be able to change, but I guess not." His power level started to raise, and Piccolo could sense the whole thing. "My my, so you've been training after all." Goku laughs. "Yeah, well you can pin that to what you said to me last time we met. I'm no slouch, you know." He laughs some more. "Still, your power pales in comparison to what I'm capable of. "Really? Let's test that theory." Goku enters Kamehameha stance. Piccolo puts his finger on his forehead and a light flashes from it almost immediately. He points it at Goku. Goku suddenly has a worried look and exits the stance. "What's the matter? Scared of the power you feel?" Goku shakes his head. "No, I can't fire that thing around my son." "Almost did it again, eh?" Goku and Piccolo both look at the direction the voice came from. Bugs Bunny was standing right in front of them. Piccolo's jaw nearly drops. "So he wasn't lying...?"
"Ah, Piccolo Jr. We finally meet." He puts on a smug look. "Ah, my reputation precedes me." Bugs looks unamused. "In your dreams." Piccolo is angered at this. "What'd you say?" He raises his fist. "Don't make me repeat myself. Look, I came here to give you guys news. A big threat is approaching your planet at this very moment. I just wanted to warn you guys so you could do your best to prepare. "You aren't going to help us?" asked Goku. Bugs doesn't answer. "You're bluffing." says Piccolo. "Well if you don't believe me you're free to leave." Piccolo scowls, but remains silent. Bugs turns to Goku. "Well I could train you, for a price." "I don't have any money on me..." Bugs shrugs his shoulders. "Then I guess you're on your own." Goku tries to say something back, but Bugs is already gone. Piccolo turns to Goku, still wearing a scowl. "I'm going to be honest. I hate the thought of it, but we just might need to train together for this. Goku is taken aback. "Oh really? I can tell it's hard for you ask such a thing, so you must have the same feeling I have about this." "Spare me the small talk, let's just get to business." Goku nods his head, then puts his hand on Gohan's head. "But first, I need to take this guy home. Chi-Chi is probably expecting us." Piccolo moans in disgust.
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