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When can you fart in front of your partner?
Topic Started: Nov 13 2014, 01:07 AM (1,473 Views)
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There comes a time where you're both going to have to hear each other rip one out. Is it better to do it sooner rather than later? Perhaps you wait until you've both been living with each other for a bit? When can you break wind without your partner running a mile the other way in horror?


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No

when youre comfortable w/ each other


my sister and her boyfriend can s*** w/ the other being in the room, hah
Edited by Buuberries, Nov 13 2014, 01:21 AM.
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"I am the bone of my sword."

Like this.

Person A:......*faaaaarts*...please excuse me, I apologize for that.

The apology isn't really necessary but its a nice thing to say. It's a fart people, get over it. I think there's an aspect where you want to show some respect and cushion it a bit. Like you don't want to look disrespectful. But I never got up and left the room just so my significant others so that our precious oxygen in the air was not soiled.

If your partner cannot turn the other cheek and forgive you, especially if you actually acknowledged the fact that you might have disturbed them a bit with your very human and bodily functions that anyone does on a day to day basis....then your relationship was a failure.
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first time you ever have to fart infront of her/him
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It depends on the individual, in my experience. Some of the girls I've been with have been prudish about that stuff no matter what, acting like they don't have bodily functions, while others have threatened to fart right on me once they're comfortable around me.

I've never really cared if my woman lets one loose around me.
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Hell with my Exwife basically nothing was off limits apparently. I think once you get to that magical point where you don't care anymore/accept that the other person lives/breathes/eats/pees/etc. then it's not a big deal. And besides, you've already let a ton of them rip while he/she looked asleep but wasn't, they clearly don't care.
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So I take it a first date is a bad idea?


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Nov 13 2014, 01:52 AM
So I take it a first date is a bad idea?
If you can't be honest from the get go, what's the point?
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So you would have no problem if you were dating this hot babe and she just let one go in the middle of a busy restaurant?


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I wouldn't care. I'd probably laugh.
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It really depends on the situation/atmosphere.

If she let it rip and we could have a good laugh about it (or I could reply in kind)... then whatever... she sounds fun.

If she's basically s***ing her panties and wafting it all over the place... we might have a problem.
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Never. I'll kick him out of the room.

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Not a big deal. Mostly humorous if it happens. Unless you or your partner fart and(excuse language) s*** at the same time. Then Pelador you end the relationship immediately
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Has that actually happened to someone? We had any fart incontinence on a date?
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Nov 13 2014, 02:32 AM
Never. I'll kick him out of the room.

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Not a big deal. Mostly humorous if it happens. Unless you or your partner fart and(excuse language) s*** at the same time. Then Pelador you end the relationship immediately
You wouldn't accept them for their flaws? :T_T:
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Just quietly- <3 <3 <3 this thread!

My misses farts in front of me all the bloody time. Real stinky ones, too! I do it back to her now, but we've been together for near on 5 years now. We're very used to each other. So, my answer is; it's appropriate when you and your partner are comfortable with each other. Could be after a day, could be after a year. There's no timeline mate :)
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