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Summary: this is an mirror world parallel to DBZ that will include name switches, personality switches, and plot switches, but I will try to keep it in the general sprit of DBZ by not altering the main characters too much. I am using the plot of DBZ Kai as a reference, so some filler may be omitted. Will try to update regularly on a tri-daily/bi-daily basis, starting from the Saiyan Saga, going to the Boo Saga, then EOZ. Also, any mistakes in plot/terminology/names are most likely intentional. It will also poke some fun at weird inconsistencies in DBZ, and may be random at times in when it is serious and when it humorous, but it generally doesn't take itself seriously.
Intro: Raditz' Arrival Meltus' grin spread diabolically over his face. Sitting in his floating pod, he towered high among Planet Vegeta. A demon-like being with black pointed horns, a light red face, a purple scouter, and a red, pink, and brown color scheme for his armor.
The Saiyan Bardock floated above Planet Vegeta, ready to attack Meltus. Golden hair, and green eyes, just like every other Saiyan. "I... I won't let you get away with this Meltus! I will not allow the genocide... the destruction... OF PLANET VEGETA!"
Meltus' minions prepared to attack Bardock, but with the wave of a hand, Meltus ordered them to stop. "Filthy saiyan... it's a good thing you're going to be dead in a second." Meltus held up his finger, and allowed a giant blue ball of energy to be formed. "PREPARE TO DIE BARBARIAN!" The ball of energy was sent flying forward.
As Bardock, and his planet, was destroyed, he could only think of one word: "KAK... KAKAROOOOT!!" Visions of the far to come confrontation between his son and Meltus appeared in his mind. With that, he died.
[...] NARRATOR: It was during that destruction of Planet Vegeta that a small pod containing a baby boy narrowly escaped and set a course for Earth. He, just like his father, had golden hair, green eyes, and a tail. Upon arriving on Earth, a man by the name of Gohan found a pod in the middle of the forest and opened it, to find the young Kakarot. Unknowing that he already had a name, Gohan named the boy "Son Goku".
The boy grew up, raised by his 'Grandpa Gohan', and for sometime, lived in the wilderness alone after the death of his 'grandfather'. He met and made acquaintances with several people including Bulma Briefs, Tienshinhan, Yamcha, Krillin, Muten Roshi, Oolong, and more. He grew older, and got stronger, and faced Piccolo Daiamo, and later, his son Piccolo Jr. It has been five years after his defeat of Piccolo Jr. at the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai. Since then, he has married a woman by the name of Chichi, and had a child, which he named Gohan, after his deceased caretaker. [...]
Goku sat down the young Gohan on his lap. "Alright Gohan, get ready for a ride!" The Flying Nimbus they were sitting on flew across the sea, setting a course for the Kame House. "It sure is a good thing you're pure of heart Gohan! Maybe you get it from me?"
The young Gohan bore a striking resemblance to his father: golden hair, green eyes, and a tail, which Goku had as a child, but he had long since had it removed.
The wind blew threw Goku and Gohan's hair as the Nimbus breezed through the sky at ludicrous speeds. "There's the Kame House in the distance! I can't wait to see all my old friends!"
The air-headed Goku was oblivious to the fact that Gohan has long since fallen asleep. He steered the Nimbus cloud downwards to land on Muten Roshi's island. "Roshi! Krillin! Bulma! Hey guys!"
"Goku, it's really you!"
Goku jumped off the Flying Nimbus, holding Gohan with him.
"Hey, who's that little bugger?" Krillin asked.
"Oh him? This is my son, Gohan."
Krillin and Bulma shared a look of incredulity. "He... did it with... Chichi?" Krillin whispered. "Seems like it..." Bulma whispered back.
"Well, does he have a fighting sense like you?" Bulma asked in a normal voice.
"Yeah, he really wants to be a fighter, and Chichi agrees that he should become one."
[...] NARRATOR: Far in the distance, a pod lands in the middle of nowhere. A being with a green scouter, brown and black armor, and long flowing yellow hair with green eyes and a tail emerges. This person goes by the name of Raditz! [...]
Chapter One: The History of The Saiyans Raditz tweaked his scouter to detect the highest power level nearby. "Hmm... 322? It's not much, but its ridiculously higher than all the other weak humans who inhabit this place. I should go check it out." With that, Raditz flew off.
Meanwhile, Piccolo Jr. stoop atop a gigantic boulder contemplating absolutely nothing. "What the... what's that?!" Piccolo turned around to see Raditz standing behind him.
"You... you are not a Saiyan. You're just a filthy Namekian. I didn't even know your kind got that strong."
"Namekian...?"
"Be quiet. I'm contemplating whether or not I should kill you." Raditz stood there stroking his chin. "Perhaps not. This planet will be destroyed in a while anyway, so it doesn't matter." Raditz flew off again, and while in the air, tweaked his scouter to see if there were any other high power levels. "...Yes! There's one of 334! There's no way there are any other strong Namekians or strong humans who could reach that level!"
Raditz flew to the Kame House to find the power level of 334. Meanwhile, Goku sensed a disturbance in the force. "Guys, my... spider senses are tingling I feel something odd coming this way."
"That's nonsense Goku. Maybe you had too much to eat," said Muten Roshi.
"Well, I know it's odd, but... ah, I'll just forget about it. Can someone get a pillow for Gohan? He's dead asleep on the sand."
They all laughed.
[...] NARRATOR: Goku was in fact, right to feel a disturbance in the force. Because as they laughed, little did they know that a powerful enemy was soon to come. [...]
Raditz floated far above the Kame House in glee. "I found it! And I can vaguely make out a being with golden hair, that has to be Kakarot!" Raditz flew down to the Kame House and landed on the island.
"Hey, who are you?!" Goku asked.
"Hello Kakarot."
"That's a non-sequitur! And I'm not Kakarot, my name is-"
"Be quiet Kakarot, you don't even know what a non-sequitur is. Allow me to explain myself: I am a being called a Saiyan, as are you. That is why you have a tail- but wait you don't have a tail!"
"That's because-"
"Shut up. Anyway, you probably used to have a tail, but now you don't have it for whatever reason. The reason you had a tail was because you were not a human, you were a Saiyan. I am a Saiyan as well, and am your uncle. Saiyans are a race of warriors with powers exceeding every other race in the universe. We are involved in a Planet Trade Organization in which us Saiyans find a planet, exterminate all living life-forms on it, and then sell it for a profit. Our planet was destroyed by a meteor shower, and you managed to live because you were sent to Earth before the destruction of our Planet Vegeta. You were supposed to have killed everyone on Earth by now, but the question is... why haven't you?!"
"That's because I'm not-!"
"Shut up. I'm going to make a deal with you. You are going to join me, and the two remaining living Saiyans, to help us sell planets. If you refuse, I will take your son!"
"No you're not-"
"Kakarot, have you ever hit your head as a child?"
"Yes, how did you-"
"Shut up. I already know the answer. I suspected that you were retarded, and this confirms my suspicions. But oh well, you're probably not as stupid as Nappa."
"Hey, I refuse to be a part of this, so leave me and my family alone!"
Quicker than Goku could blink, Raditz was already holding Gohan in his hand. "See you later, Kakarot! If you really want your son back, then kill one hundred people by tomorrow!" Raditz flew off with that.
"Was that your friend Goku?" Krillin asked obliviously.
Goku facepalmed himself and muttered something about a stupid bald midget. "He took my son Krillin! Of course he's not my friend! Even more, he's apparently my uncle, and I'm some sort of alien!"
"It actually does suck being an alien," said an unknown voice.
"What the-?! Is that... Piccolo Jr.?!" Goku turned around, and his suspicions were confirmed. "You're the last person I want to see right now!"
"Calm down Goku. I want to make a temporary..." Piccolo choked and gagged. "Alli-... allian.... alliiiiaaaan....alliance.." Piccolo spat blood out of his mouth. "I want to make a temporary alliance with you to defeat this Raditz person. I'm going to be the only one ruling Earth, not him."
[...] NARRATOR: This unexpected offer from Piccolo Jr. seems as if it will actually have to take place, but will it? Find out on the next chapter of Zragon Ball D! [...]
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