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| * Sousen Ichimonji | Jul 7 2011, 10:06 PM Post #31 |
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You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold
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Granted, but upon realising how awesome you are (in about 0.00003 seconds, because you're that awesome), your own head explodes. I wish I had just finished writing the finest novel of this century. |
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| Temphis | Jul 7 2011, 10:19 PM Post #32 |
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granted, the very pages themselves are so fine, that when people try to read the novel, they recieve multple lascerations to their hands as the molecule thick edges cut their fingers. This causes excessive amounts of blood loss, making the pages difficult to read after being covered in blood, and usually results in death. The pages even cut through metal, making this novel, by far, the finest in existance. I wish I had real "plot armor", carrying all the effects of plot armor in literature, but applying to the plot of my life. Edited by Temphis, Jul 7 2011, 10:21 PM.
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Jul 8 2011, 01:32 AM Post #33 |
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Granted, plot armor it is. I wish for a glass cup within in it should be cold water. Below the glass cup with water in it should be a table. The table should be right in front of me. I should be on the ground, standing and in good health. Do nothing but as described. Edited by Destiny, Jul 8 2011, 01:32 AM.
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| Blind Wanderer | Jul 8 2011, 02:08 AM Post #34 |
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Granted, But the glass is turned over on top of the table, Thus making you unable to enjoy the cold water without spilling it everywhere. I wish my wish comes true |
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Jul 8 2011, 02:15 AM Post #35 |
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Granted, it does I wish I had big bowl of cereal to eat. |
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| DanielSan | Jul 8 2011, 02:23 AM Post #36 |
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Granted, but you have diarrhea for the rest of the month. I wish I was a Jedi. |
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Jul 8 2011, 02:28 AM Post #37 |
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Granted, you're the Jedi of lameness. IDK much about Star Wars I wish for a wish of unimaginable wishing from a genie who grants wishs only by number calling. |
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| Blind Wanderer | Jul 8 2011, 02:39 AM Post #38 |
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Granted, but your number is after the Mute wisher I wish i had the power to fire Alien Facehuggers from my hands |
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| DanielSan | Jul 8 2011, 02:53 AM Post #39 |
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Granted, it will be there on your face for 10 long years. I wish I had an empire of fries, chicken, drinks, and burgers. |
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| Temphis | Jul 9 2011, 12:09 AM Post #40 |
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granted, the empire you form completely monopolises all of fast food and the like, making your empire the most powerful food chain in the world. soon after, people discover that despite your foods great taste and low prices, it's horribly addictive, and results in the economy having to change to revolve around your empire. before long, people start having massive health problems, loose all desire to do anything but eat your empires fries, chicken and burgers, and become homeless beggers, just trying to get another burger. after the entier populace is reduced to this state, or dies from cardiac arrest, riots begin all over the world, wanting free burgers, or death. this results in a catastrophic drop in the polulation, since many over exert themselves and die, and leaves your empire the last thing standing, on a broken and dead world no longer capable of rebuilding itself. The planet is then invaded by aliens that harvest everyones organs. I wish I could do "anything" I put my mind to, or that I could make anything happen with my mind, for that matter. |
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| Rockman | Jul 9 2011, 12:20 AM Post #41 |
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Granted, except you lost the ability to write out loooonnnnggggg posts on this forum. I wish money would just fall into my lap. |
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| + Byakko | Jul 9 2011, 12:57 AM Post #42 |
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I once gave a Kangaroo a heart-attack just by staring at it
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Granted. But it's money for the distant world Kfurneck, which is peanuts. I wish I could high five Engineer. |
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| Blind Wanderer | Jul 9 2011, 01:53 AM Post #43 |
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granted, But its a spy. I wish for world peace |
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| Temphis | Jul 9 2011, 06:31 AM Post #44 |
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granted, everyone on the planet is now exactly the same, and have no desire to engage in any form of conflict. everyone also developes perfect communication skills and speak the same language, and have no cultural/traditional/religious differences, making misunderstandings impossible. also, upon developing sociopathic tendancies, or becoming enraged, people spontaniously explode. I wish my art class was not online, and that I never have to take another online art class again. (this one is no joke, I hate online art classes, they should not exist) |
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| * Sousen Ichimonji | Jul 9 2011, 01:28 PM Post #45 |
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Granted, but unfortunately the alternative turns out 10x worse than online art. I wish my pc would run Shogun Total War 2. |
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