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| Arkadom | Mar 24 2011, 02:59 PM Post #16 |
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Bargle nawdle zouss
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Cell likes me =D,I feel much better now,an android likes me!! Yay,lol,not really,but Cell probably would,in,the situation this was a real show,lol. |
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In these eyes of mine Spoiler: click to toggle Epic for Copy_Ninja
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| + Dan | Mar 24 2011, 08:18 PM Post #17 |
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Better than Red.
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Cell, you absorbed Android 18, that makes you a girl. How does it feel to be a little girly girl? Love Daniel (I Love Android 18) |
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Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind. Keep Calm And Chupa No Pilau ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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| Seruphim | Mar 24 2011, 10:08 PM Post #18 |
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While I always love more questions (cause they kind of.. you know.. keep the thing going) can you please post them in here next time? http://dbzf.co.uk/topic/8273246/2/ It's so this thread doesn't really get cluttered up with questions and so it flows better Thanks : ) Edited by Seruphim, Mar 24 2011, 10:09 PM.
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| Pookie | Mar 31 2011, 12:26 AM Post #19 |
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Pookie Powa!
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I must say these are quite hilarious. I was reading through them. My favorite question was "Who was your **** in prison?" I laughed really hard. |
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Wow you're good I honestly laughed out loud on the "****" question. Mine were hilarious as well. I'm gonna ask more questions this actually is fun. |
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| lunar2 | Apr 15 2011, 03:57 AM Post #21 |
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when's the next one due? |
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| Seruphim | Apr 15 2011, 05:00 PM Post #22 |
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When I stop being so lazy lol I mean.. I'm totally working on it lalalaaaa guess I actually should since people are now starting to ask... |
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| Seruphim | Apr 19 2011, 07:49 AM Post #23 |
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huh? there's an.. update?? whuuuuut? I swear, I feel like these things are getting longer despite how it seems I'm getting less questions lol ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello and welcome to Ask Cell! The exclusive show where YOU, the viewer, get to send in questions for Cell, the ultimate, perfectly stupid idiotic bio-android created by the equally stupid Dr. Gero!!! Jennifer: Auugh that stupid, idiotic, *****ing *****, self-righteous cockroach! I swear, when I see him I'm going to kill him! Wring his neck until his perfect little face is purple and gasping for air and then I'll go down to Hell and kill him again! Hercule: Uhhhh.. did I... miss something? Jennifer: *gestures around the studio* Do you see this mess!? Do you see MY STUDIO!?! HE AND GOKU WRECKED MY STUDIO!!! Hercule: Ah, it doesn't look that bad. [The studio couch has a giant hole through it and half of the desk is missing. Cracks crawl along the walls with bit of wallpaper peeling off.] Jennifer: You want to know why it doesn't look 'that bad'?? Because Gohan helped me clean it up! There was a whole wall blown out by those idiots!! Cell: Why are you shouting? Jennifer: *turns and glares at Cell* Why am I shouting? WHY am I shouting!? Cell: *cringes* Yes, woman, why are you shouting? Jennifer: Because YOU and Goku messed up my studio!! Cell: Does that mean we're not filming today? Jennifer: Yes it does! Now sit down! Cell: *looks at the couch and raises his eyebrow* It has a hole in it. Jennifer: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!? SIT DOWN! Cell: *looks slightly shocked and sits down quietly, avoiding the hole* Jennifer: Now, where's Gohan? Cell: ...what? Gohan: *flies in through one of the remaining holes in the wall while carrying a desk* Hey Jennifer, I found a new desk for you. *he removes the messed up desk and gently sets down the other one* Jennifer: Aw, thanks Gohan. You can sit over here with me if you'd like. I wont make you sit with the bug. Cell: ... Gohan: Ah, there's only one chair Jennifer. Jennifer: True... but I can sit on your lap. Cell: W-what? Gohan: Are you sure? Jennifer: Of course! Hercule: Oooooh Gohan and Jennifer sitting in a tree. K-I-S- Jennifer and Cell: Shut up! Gohan: Haha you two had great timing Jennifer: Hmph. Well, if you don't feel comfortable with it that's fine. I just didn't think you'd want to sit next to Cell. Gohan: No, I don't mind. Thanks. [Gohan sits down and Jennifer sits on his lap. Cell, on the couch, now has a slight twitch in his eyes.] Jennifer: Alright, let's get to the first question. Dear Cell,the now near-perfect being(Be honest,You lost some of Your skills in hell....) While I admire Your fighting ability,You honestly did throw a tantrum,and I lost some respect for You for doing so. If You could go back,and NOT have a tantrum,and fight properly,would You? From-DL21 Also,I think You would probably fall at ultimate Gohans feet Jennifer: Near-perfect, I'll say so. Hmph. Cell: *stares at Jennifer, but doesn't comment* Tantrum? Ah, are you referring to when I reverted to my second form and self destructed? Jennifer: I can't think of any other time you acted so childishly.. oh wait... yes I can. Cell: Listen, I do not care about studio or your little show here. Jennifer: Then why are you here?? Cell: ..because Jennifer: Because you'd rather not spend your time in some cramped cell next to Frieza and the Ginyu Force? My show is some.. some... stupid alternative? Some... Gohan: Jennifer.. *places his hand on her shoulder* Cell: *suddenly stands and grabs Jennifer out of Gohan's lap* [Everyone, from Hercule to Cell, looks shocked.] Jennifer: Uh... *looks at the camera* We'll be back after these... messages. [screen goes black] [Two girls are sitting on a park bench with a laptop laid across both of their laps.] Girl 1: Omg... Tim is soo hot Girl 2: I knooow. And he's an ADMINISTRATOR! That makes him, like, double hot. Girl 1: Oh yeah... men with power are such turn ons. He should be on the cover of Playgirl Girl 2: Oh I know! I would buy that in an instant <3 Booming Voice: Admin Tim.. not Admin Adviser.. but Administrator. Do you have what it takes? Total Forum Posts [The screen fades back to the studio. Gohan is still in the seat behind the desk, but Jennifer is now sitting on the desk and Cell has scooted closer on the couch] Hercule: Well.. that was interesting... Jennifer: We're not talking about it Hercule! Hercule: I think your fans need to know. Jennifer: Be quiet Hercule! Back to the question... Dear Cell,the now near-perfect being(Be honest,You lost some of Your skills in hell....) While I admire Your fighting ability,You honestly did throw a tantrum,and I lost some respect for You for doing so. If You could go back,and NOT have a tantrum,and fight properly,would You? From-DL21 Also,I think You would probably fall at ultimate Gohans feet Cell: Hm, yes, that moment was one of my uhh... low points. Gohan: *crosses his arms and glares at Cell* I'd hate to see one of your high points. I can't believe you two are- Jennifer: Gohan.. please.. Gohan: *sighs* Cell: *ahem* Yes, I would go back and fight properly, as befitting the perfect fighter. Although I must say it all worked out in the end, what with my power boost and.. Jennifer: Or you could have not provoked Gohan.. Gohan: Or he could have never started the whole thing.. Cell: Alright alright *glances at the bottom of the letter* Hah, Gohan, beat me? I've heard he's gotten weaker. Jennifer: *laughs* I don't think so Cell. Gohan is waaaay stronger now. Gohan: Yeah, would you like a rematch? *grins* Jennifer: Not here!!! This studio just got cleaned up!! Next letter! Dear Gohan. You are a very powerful warrior,now stronger than Goku,but You are also now a scholar,do You have any desire to continue training? Also,congratulations on marrying Videl and having a child,Pan is so adorable! The masenko is my favorite attack =D See You around Gohan! Your no.1 fan-Dragonlord21 Gohan: Stronger than my dad?? I don't think so.. dad has always been the strongest. Jennifer: I don't know Gohan.. you are pretty powerful now. Cell: Hmph. Gohan: Hah hah, I guess so. I wouldn't mind continuing my training. But I want to focus more on Videl and Pan. And thanks on the congratulations Dragonlord21 *smiles* Jennifer: Pan really is adorable. You and Videl will make great parents. Gohan: Aww *grins sheepishly* Thanks Jennifer: Oh look the next one is for Hercule. Hercule: Yeah! I knew my fans loved me. Hercule- You think Your so tough? Im only 17,but I challenge You to a fight! I shall take Your so-called "Champion" Title from You! >=I You shame the fighting world! At least for once You'll be fighting someone who cant pound You into the ground straight away,so You have no reason to weasel your way out. Do You accept? >=) If so,I'll see You on the battlefield,champ. Hercule: What?? I'm totally up for it! Jennifer: Hercule! No fighting with the viewers!! Hercule: But he challenged me! I can't back down! Cell: You should let him. Maybe he'll shut up for awhile. Jennifer: No! He is not fighting with the viewers and that's final! *grabs the next letter* Dear Cell, I'm sure that you have been paying at least some attention to the happenings in the living world from hell. how do you think you would stack up versus the villains that came after you? specifically, Dabura, Majin Vegeta, and Majin Buu's fat form, or original form. and, if you encountered Babidi in the living world, would you accept the majin seal, knowing that it is possible to counter its influence after getting it? what if it wasn't? Lunar2 Cell: Hmm.. those are some interesting questions. Well, obviously if I had been allowed to train myself in those seven years I could have easily taken them all out. Gohan: I doubt that. Not even dad could do it. Cell: And I killed Goku so- Gohan: Dad got caught in your tantrum and sacrificed himself to save the world! Cell: I was much - Jennifer: Calm down you two! Gohan: Jennifer, I seriously can't believe that you even- Jennifer: Gohan! Gohan: -this guy! I mean, he's heartless and cares for nothing except power. Hercule is better than him! Hercule: Of course I am. I'm the champ! Jennifer: Hercule, now is not the time! Cell: I don't think any of this is your business Gohan. *stands up* Gohan: I'm not going to let her make such a horrible mistake. *stands up* Jennifer: *jumps between the two* You will both sit down! *turns to Gohan* My... relationship... with Cell is something I'll deal with okay? I appreciate your concern, but please sit down. *turns to Cell* Stop provoking Gohan. You did kill his dad and anyone would be mad at you for that. So just stop provoking him, sit down and answer the letter. [Both Gohan and Cell return to their seats, unknowingly mimic each other's postures of crossed arms and hard lined expressions.] Cell: *looks back at the letter* As I said, if I had been allowed sufficient training time I believe I could have easily topped them all. Dabura was no match as it is anyway. Majin Vegeta was strong, but even under the influence of majin I would have wiped the floor with him. Gohan: Hmph. Cell: I am unsure of Fat Buu's power. He seems strong to have survived a blast like Vegeta's. Jennifer: Not even Super Saiyan 3 could beat him from what I can remember. Then again, his fight with SSJ3 Goku did have a sort of time limit on it. Cell: Remember I would have been training this entire time. Gohan: I don't think it would have mattered Cell. None of us could beat Fat Buu and we were all training. Cell: You gave up training for the life of a scholar. The others did not have much reason to train extensively except Vegeta whose single minded in his obsession of becoming stronger. Jennifer: Much like you. Cell: Well of course. But I was stronger than Vegeta when we left the Cell Games. Gohan: It doesn't matter. You couldn't have beaten Buu anyway. Not even if you had taken on the majin seal. Cell: I could have easily the conquered the seal's effects and used it to my advantage. Nothing controls me. Jennifer: What if that wasn't possible though? Cell: I'm not sure you heard me, Jennifer. Nothing. Controls. Me. Gohan: So says the 'perfect' fighter who lost to a twelve year old. Cell: You do reali- Jennifer: Okay! Next question! Dear Gohan, have you learned your lesson yet? actually, lessons. 1. quit playing with your opponent. cell nearly beat you that way, and buu did beat you. 2. keep up the training, no matter what. however strong you may be, there is always someone stronger. and someone stronger than you would be very strong, indeed. Lunar2 Gohan: Ah heh heh *scratches head sheepishly* Cell: Playing with me indeed. Hmph Gohan: Yeah, I guess you could say I learned my lessons. Doing that with Cell cost me my dad's life and who knows what would have happened if I had been more serious about Buu from the start. But when you have all that power.. you feel like you're on top of the world and you want to make that person suffer for doing all of those evil things.. because they'll never understand how it feels to lose someone you love. *glares at Cell* Cell: Hmph. Gohan: And I will continue training. But I don't want it to cut too much into my time with Pan and Videl.. I realize the need to stay strong now but.. I don't want to be absent from Pan's life or miss sharing moments with Videl. Jennifer: Aww that's so sweet. I think as long as you have those resolutions everything will be fine Gohan. Gohan: I hope so... Jennifer: Alright, the next letter is for Cell again.. Dear Cell, If you beat all the Z warriors, what would you have done with the rest of the world and universe? Also, would you consider you and Frieza as BFFs? You practically hang out with each other all the time. What kind of activities would you do when ruling the universe? From: Pookie/Chichi Gohan: Huh? Mom? Jennifer: heh heh no, just a fan of hers. Cell: Well, I obviously would have gone on to new planets and looked for a worthy opponent to beat and destroyed anyone who got in my way. Jennifer: I can't imagine you doing any other activity besides fighting. Cell: Well of course not. What else is there to do? Jennifer: I can think of a few things. *grins* Cell: Oh really? Gohan: I do not want to see or hear ANY of that. Alright? Jennifer: spoil-sport *stick tongue out* Cell: *laughs and looks back at the letter* Are Frieza and I... BFFs?? Jennifer: *gasps* You have a BFF?? Cell: Augh, no. I only converse with him to stave off the boredom. Jennifer: But you're together so much. Cell: Frieza is rather whiny after so many years of suffering in our defeat together. Jennifer: *laughs and reaches for the next letter* Cell, have you ever given anybody a hug? I think you would like it Cell, you absorbed Android 18, that makes you a girl. How does it feel to be a little girly girl? Love Daniel (I Love Android 18) Cell: ...What is this? Don't you filter these letters? Jennifer: Why should I? Cell: So sub-par letters don't get through. We should get letters that are the caliber of that lunar2's. His are, at least, intelligent, thought provoking questions. This is.. this is just.. *he waves the paper around* I don't know what to call this. Jennifer: Oh just answer it. Cell: I feel like I shouldn't even dignify it with an answer *sighs* Oh very well.. I do not need a hug and absorbing 18 did not make me a 'girly girl'. Jennifer: I mean... you technically only took her power.. although... I totally read this one doujinshi where you uh.. made the Cell Jr's by uh.. doing it with 18 while she was.. inside you.. Cell:.. Gohan:.. Hercule:. Jennifer: What? Cell: I'm not even going to ask why you were reading that. You need to stay away from the internet.. Jennifer: What? But- Cell: No. *grabs the next letter* Dear Cell, Before I ask you a question. I'd like to say I think you're a big jerk and you're ugly too. Plus you stink and in case you didn't notice you're not Perfect. Never have been. You has been. XD Okay I'll get on with my question now.. Why did you absorb Android 17 first? Why not 18? Is there some sort of thing about them? Do you like one more then the other? You're most hateful and disrespecting hater, Sasuke(TrunksSSJ) Cell: Seriously.. you need a filter for these letters.. Jennifer: Nonsense Gohan: I kind of like them. Cell: You would..I absorbed 17 first by chance. If 18 had been in my path I would have absorbed her first instead. It did not matter to me, I like neither one more than the other. Jennifer: Alright, well it looks like the last letter for today! Gohan: It was great being here Jennifer. Jennifer: And it was great having you. Thank you for putting up with Cell- Cell: Hmph Jennifer -and thank you for helping me clean up Cell's mess! *glares at Cell* Cell: Really, I don't see what you're so upset about. Jennifer: Augh! You're impossible! *hugs Gohan* It was great having you here Gohan. You should come by again. Cell: He should not! Gohan: Maybe I will.. just to check up on Cell and make sure he's behaving. Hercule: Ah, don't worry, I'll keep him in line. Cell: *rolls eyes* Jennifer: Riiiiight... well, that's all the time we have for today folks! Be sure to post anymore questions you have here this area. Thanks and good night! |
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That was hilarious to read. Broly needs to.....no he HAS to be the next guest. It be hilarious to see him talking. Again awesome interview. |
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| Seruphim | Apr 19 2011, 08:17 AM Post #25 |
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hah hah thanks Sasuke xD I never know if what I write will be funny or not, so I'm always kind of nervous before I post I don't think Broly will be a guest. I've never watched his movies, I don't know his character besides that he's mad at Goku... I never really liked him xD |
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Apr 19 2011, 08:25 AM Post #26 |
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You pretty much nailed he's character down. Oh well any villain will sufficient. |
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| lunar2 | Apr 19 2011, 01:52 PM Post #27 |
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frieza next. he's definitely the dominant cell's within cell, both in appearance (he's the only person whose traits even vaguely appear), and personality, where him and vegeta are dominant. |
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| + Ryebrid | Apr 19 2011, 02:17 PM Post #28 |
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WOW Loveshack these are absolute PURE genius! You make great scenes i wouldn't think of at all You could write your own short manga skits or something! Love it ![]() Ill post a question when i can for sure |
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| Pookie | Apr 19 2011, 11:42 PM Post #29 |
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Lmfao I cracked up so hard from that quote. Stupid Hercule. Haha this was really funny. I enjoyed it. You could totally write funny scenes for DBZ. Gohan was a good special guest too. They seem to be fighting over your affection Xd.
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| Seruphim | Apr 19 2011, 11:44 PM Post #30 |
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lol Well not Gohan. He's married and has Pan but I waaas kind of using him to poke fun at Cell *total fangirl moment* xD couldn't help myself I'm glad you liked it
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Haha this was really funny. I enjoyed it. You could totally write funny scenes for DBZ. Gohan was a good special guest too. They seem to be fighting over your affection Xd.

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