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What are your favorite quotes from DBZ Abridged; Best Abridged series in my opion!
Topic Started: Jan 20 2011, 06:52 PM (85,696 Views)
Mirai Trunks
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Savin' the Future from destruction...

My favorite one that I always use for my best friend and her boyfriend is
Guru: Nail! Stop making out with your boyfriend! I can here it from here! It sounds like... -Makes gargling squich sound-
And she always reples with
Nail: Thank you, Lord Guru!
hee hee :D

Here are more :D

Goku: hey piccilo mind if i ask u somethin?
Piccolo: what is it?
Goku: your not human either right?
Piccolo: Yeah..
Goku: and your dad spit u out as an egg right?
Piccolo: what about it?
Goku: Are..Are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: Yes Goku im a green F@cking Dinasaur
Goku: can..can i ride you?
Piccolo:grrr

Ghost Nappa: Vegeeeeeeeeta Vegeeeeeeeeetaa
Vegeta:Wha-What?
Ghost Nappa: I'm Haunting you!
Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have more but no time so I'll post more soon :D
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Krillin: Wow you really took care of that guy

Vegeta: Yeah, didnt even know i could pull it off.
But you know us Saiyans, we got stronger every time we almost die.

Krillin: Well that seems...... incredibly unfair...
So um.. you seem like a busy man so...

Vegeta: Oh yeah killin people, and im about to become immortal

Krillin: Well we dont want to keep ya so i'll guess we'll be seein ya

Vegeta: Yep! I still got a lot to take care of and i.... OH HOHOHOHOHO OOOH.. wait a minute nice try....
Give me the Dragon Ball

You know i could kill you both right now but after killing Zarbon and getting this last Dragon Ball,
im in a good mood, i mean a REALLY good mood.
But just remember this, next time you see me, i WILL be immortal.
Not that you stood a chance to begin with.
But you know... I'm just..... 'Sai-yan'... *crowd laughs* WAKA WAKA!

* new quote*

Vegeta: Hey! Show yourself before i turn this into a Barren wasteland!
So basically the same only on fire

*new quote*

-Fast talk-
Vegeta: So what are you doin here?
Gohan: Oh you know just.. flyin around
Vegeta: Flyin around
Gohan: Flyin around
Vegeta: Thwartin my plans
Gohan: Thwartin your plans..
Vegeta: Are you?
Gohan: No
Vegeta: Good cause that would be bad.
Gohan: How bad?
Vegeta: I'd have to kill you
Gohan: That's bad..
Vegeta: Indeed, funny lookin watch you got there
Gohan: Yes it tells time.. and nothing else..
Vegeta: Oh yeah thats what a watch does... dumb-ass...
Gohan: So... can i help you?
Vegeta: No... but maybe i can help you *rubs face*
Gohan: Uh.... i need an adult
Vegeta: I am an adult *kicks*
By the way i only hit you because i have pint up aggression against your father.... take that

*new quote*

Vegeta: Immortality is my *****!

*new quote*

Krillin: Gohan i need to get you to Guru's
Gohan: What, why?
Krillin: So the old man can touch you and pull things out of you you never knew you had
Gohan: .... I need an adult
Krillin: I am an adult

*new quote*

Freeza: Soon immortality will be mine and the entire universe will be under my foot.
I wonder what i should do first... I guess i should start with what i wont do when i become immortal... die

*new quote*


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I don't have any but those where funny. Now I'm gonna watch this. Thanks
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Anything with Nappa is hilarious.

Vegeta: Nappa-what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn Vegeta. I have to wait for him
Vegeta: ugggh u-ugh *has a nosebleed*
Nappa: You okay vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes, ju-just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity
Nappa: Wow-didn't think you were that stupid Vegeta
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
lol

After Krillin throws destructo disc thing-
Nappa: ooooh! A frisbee vegeta
Vegeta: Nappa-no! It's a trick!
Nappa: But Vegeta!....Tricks are for kids....
Vegeta:....You know what Nappa-on 2nd thoughts catch it-catch it with your teeth
Nappa: Yay! Like a doggie. Ow wow ow. Oh no my face! My precious modelling career....

Tien takes a beating from Nappa-
Gohan: Shu-shudn't we help him?
Piccolo: Can't you see he has to fight this battle on his own....he's fighting for the honour of his fallen comrade.
Tien: Help me! For the love of God-help me!
Piccolo: Like a hero....

Episode 2 vs Raditz-
Piccolo: Okay-what the hell was that?
Goku: I don't know-but let's try it again..from behind!
*get smacked by Raditz again*
Piccolo: We really shouldn't be announcing our attack strategy
Goku: Rush him!
Piccolo: Damn it Goku!

Announcing attacks happens a lot in dragon ball, so I liked that.

New quote-
Gohan: So what exactly does that make you Mr. Piccolo? You survive mostly on water-does that make you a slug, or a plant?....
Piccolo(growling): Gohan-not now
Gohan: And do you also conduct photosynthesis, or do you....
Piccolo: NEEEEEERD!
Gohan: Wait. What?

Many more....Nappa goin on about how he killed piccolo is really funny, and King Yemma's obsession with mahogany.
Edited by TrunksinSwimmingTrunks, Jan 21 2011, 02:16 AM.
kamizake pyro is a girl? olsiw

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Anything Nappa Says! lol

oh and friezas ringtone
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Mirai Trunks
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Savin' the Future from destruction...

Come on guys Keep posting what your favorites are :D Give me a good list with the lines and all :D make me laugh!
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havent seen it in ages but i remember a few

picollo - 'DOOOOOOOGGGGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
- 'why...didn't...you...DODGE'(dying words to gohan :D)

dodoria - 'did i just get kicked by a bowl cut'

i remember loving krillin and goku's lines, in fact everyone was as funny as hell i gotta check for some new eps or at least watch old ones.

ROFL i just saw the newest ones soooooo funny.

'STOP, goku time'
so many other good ones but that was easiest to remember
Edited by lee, Mar 3 2011, 11:24 AM.
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"I need an adult."

I seriously say this all the time now.
"What did you think? That I was just going to roll over
and die from an attack like that?!"
-Vegeta

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ok i was reminded of how funny this was and now im watching it again this part in ep 2 was hilarious.

piccolos just charging his beam cannon off screen so he's not seen which just makes his inputs even more funny

Raditz - 'aha, attacking an opponent roughly 4 times your strength in a one on one battle, a cunning strategy. no, no no not cunning, whats the opposite of that.'
Piccolo - 'retarded'
Raditz - 'Thats it thank you. Now disregarding the namekian I...'
Goku - 'ah ah, yoshi'
Piccolo - 'I'm not a goddamn yoshi!'
Goku - 'But you said you were'
Piccolo - 'It's called sarcasm'
Goku - 'What's that taste like'
Piccolo - 'Damn it goku!'

seriously just watch ep 2 again its so freakin funny.

ok in terms of my reaction this one takes the cake by far. i was almost in tears and i dont know y lol. it was after goku used solar flare and it was timed perfectly.

Vegeta(ape) - OH GOD IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON FRIEZA IN THE SHOWER!!!!!

wait a minute, Frieza's always naked.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by lee, Mar 6 2011, 10:59 AM.
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VEGETA JUNIOR NOOOOOOO!
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Freiza: Ginyu hurry up double time, Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one
Zarbon: Lord Frieza, Vegetas really giving us a pounding
Freiza: Im coming Zarbon, quick, grab my balls
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my fave dbz abriged quotes r:
Goku: Sir i am trying to talk to my friends...hey vegeta we're friends now right?
Vegeta: F@ck off
Goku: The best.
:p
Krillin: Goku it was horrible. we landed here and there were these strong guys and then there were even more strong guys, then our ship blew up and then there were even srtong-
Goku: bored now. reading your mind
Krillin: Wait. What?
Goku: haha that thing was a guy.
Krillin: Goku did u just read my mind?
Goku: Ya huh.
Krillin: But how could you-
Goku: Muffin button.
Krillin: what?
Goku: huh?
:lol:
Mahogany...
^_^
Bulmas dad: Goku what hav u done? Youve blasted yourself into space and you...you...where did u get that muffin?
Goku: Muffin Button.
Bulmas dad: but i never installed a muffin button.
Goku: then where did i get this muffin?
Bulmas dad: Goku watever you do dont mess with the gravity controls. it goes up to 100 times normal gravity.
Goku: so what ur saying is if i turn up the gravity i can get stronger!
Bulmas dad: No! what im saying is it will crush ur bones. u may never be able to walk again. the-
Goku: Bored now. Gotta train. Bye. Bye. *silence* I like his mustache.
:w00t:
Ghost of nappa: i think ur rage broke vegeta
Vegeta: shut up ghost of nappa!!!
Krillen: r u okay?
Vegeta: im not crazy. your crazy. especaly u nappa!!!
gon: eh
Krillin: who r u talking t-
Vegeta: Dragonball...hand...now...please.
Krillin: um...i dont have it
Vegeta: *eye turns red* no
Krillin: what?
Vegeta: no...
Krillin:uh
Vegeta: noo... what what the... where am i? why r u here? where nappa?
Krillin: u killed him didnt u?
Vegeta: yes i killed him. he's dead. forever.
:lol:

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