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| Masenkoooo-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Aug 23 2010, 01:55 AM Post #46 |
 
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you can always do what im about to do. im joining the US Coast Guard. they say women like a man in uniform  as for the feeling of security, i have a 12 gauge shotgun so id think she'd feel secure xD |
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| + Pelador | Aug 23 2010, 02:04 AM Post #47 |
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My passport is expired and I can't swim. However, having a job would give off the impression that I can support myself financially. Which is good. However, I'm so incompetant that I actually get paid not to work lol. Seriously, I'm a danger to others and myself in most lines of work. Where there can be no danger from my clumbsyness and incompetance, I also find it hard to socialise. Usually alienating other collegues or scaring visitors lol. It's a pain. So I need a job where I work on my own and I can't get hurt and has convienant hours. |
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| Masenkoooo-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Aug 23 2010, 05:10 AM Post #48 |
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the only job that i can think of that would get you to meet women is........... become a porn star or a stripper lol. im kinda like you im not too fond of people and i also find it a bit hard to socialize. i only had like 7 friends in high school, they were the best though!!! laughs every day. just because its the coast guard doesn't mean you have to swim, although it is in the training part but they help you. you can also become a male giggolo
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| + Pelador | Aug 23 2010, 10:25 PM Post #49 |
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I can't even be an airline pilot because I can't swim. Otherwise I'd definately go down that route. I love flying planes. |
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| * Mitas | Aug 23 2010, 10:40 PM Post #50 |
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I'm starting to get bored of the single life now too. I'm gonna try and start being more outgoing, meeting new people. I start University in September, so I should get plenty of opportunities there. There's also a party I've been invited to next Friday which should be good. I need to find a few friends to go out at night with as the friends I've got at the moment aren't fans of going downtown. |
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| + Pelador | Aug 23 2010, 10:57 PM Post #51 |
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Not like me then. I love going out on the town drinking myself stupid. I even like the *****ty clubs and pubs they have in this city. Flares kicks ***** except that the last time I was there it was full of middle age women. I quite like Jester's too even though it's a bit ***** and full of pill heads. I'm sure you'll find your fair share of drinking buddies at Uni. Students are well known for spending nearly all their money on alcohol after all. |
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Aug 24 2010, 04:01 AM Post #52 |
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Yes lol trust me you will. Oh and look Pelador. You need to simply talk to people. That's how it happens, and how do you talk to people? Look at a girl you want to talk to and say "Hey baby" and then smile. She'll laugh. You know, just stupid crap. Even that generally works. I mean all you're doing is engaging in conversation. So start doing it. Here are what some of my experiences have been like at college and with friends... I'm just going to copy and paste these since I typed them up for you guys lol I think they're funny "Math, and it was the day of the final. I walked into math class and said, "I was so god damned nervous this morning I forgot to put my underwear on." Even that poor old math teacher laughed every bit of that fat ***** off. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true. Talking to a new girl over at Southwest. She was pretty shy, but I said, "I'll be up here every day to compliment you, so take note of this handsome smile" She laughed and was like, "I'll definitely get used to it" I responded "Get USED to it? Fall in LOVE baby!" She laughed her ***** off. Needed to take care of some books today over at Southwest for new courses. I went in there, unaware of my jogging shorts and shirt combination, with my wallet in my car and only my keys on me. I went back to my car and returned in my casual attire and student ID and said, "I've returned, a changed man." Some of them got it. Some boneheads don't. Over at the DMV. Waiting around after passing my driver's test for a second darn time. I turned around and looked at everyone and was like, "Isn't there a particultar awkwardness at the DMV? Anybody? That just me? Alright. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's it, right there." I was talking to this artistic girl. I asked her to draw me, and she asked for compensation. I said, isn't my smile worth it? And, I smiled. It was worth it. Ten minutes later, I had my free picture. True art is priceless, and so is my smile. Now that's an even trade." Reception is never bad if you just laugh and have fun, and make sure they're having clean fun too. Okay? Always remember that. Just have fun, because that's what life is for. Oh and sorry for the cursing. I cuss like a sailor, yes. Pretty jolly, uncaring guy here. Works for me. Edited by Dark, Aug 24 2010, 04:02 AM.
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| + Pelador | Aug 24 2010, 01:39 PM Post #53 |
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I'm well aware of how to talk to people. Ok, sometimes I cross the line of appropriate conversation and sometimes I can come across as just plain weird, but If I really put my mind to it, I can converse with people properly. |
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Aug 24 2010, 03:54 PM Post #54 |
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Well you'd be surprised to know that coming off as sounding different can have good advantages if you're uninhibited but keeping a smile on their face. |
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| * Bex | Aug 24 2010, 05:19 PM Post #55 |
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Girls don't necessarily want physical fitness all the time. Girls like funny guys, they like intelligent guys, they like artists or musicians, they like guys that are outgoing or kind and sometimes guys that they just consider to be cute. There's a whole list of things. There's no one thing that attracts your perfect girl, unless of course you like girls that are only after you for money. Sure confidence is a huge factor in getting a girlfriend, but its not necessarily the thing that a girl looks out for all the time because everybody knows someone that is totally insecure and yet they've still managed to get a girlfriend. All you can do is go out of your way to get talking to some girls, be polite, be thoughtful, try to be calm, don't say anything you may regret later and act as if you're just talking to somebody like you would normally. Aside from your intentions there is nothing that makes the girl you're talking to any different to anybody else. Don't be desperate or clingy, just try to relax and be yourself. Chances are, the girl could be just as nervous talking to you as you are talking to her. |
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| + Pelador | Aug 25 2010, 02:10 AM Post #56 |
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I actually thought of something I want to do which I haven't done in ages. Golf. I love playing golf. Girls play golf too I have my own clubs too.
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| Masenkoooo-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Aug 27 2010, 07:28 AM Post #57 |
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girls also like guys in uniform. theres always the military or even police or border patrol. or, i dont really consider national guard much but im sure girls will still go for you. |
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| * -Zero- | Aug 27 2010, 03:46 PM Post #58 |
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If a girl would only want me because I joined the army or something with a uniform, then she just wouldn't be worth my time |
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| + Pelador | Aug 27 2010, 09:19 PM Post #59 |
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I agree. Girls are much more complex than that. Most hardly even care what your job is or what the uniform looks like. Unless it's in an abotior or fishmongers or something They mostly go for personality and reliabilty.
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| * Mitas | Aug 28 2010, 06:03 PM Post #60 |
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And, sorry to say but it's true, looks. People are beginning to become naive when it comes to how looks play a part. Those who say they don't matter are downright lying lol |
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