Crazed Land-sharks are a menace to humanity

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Crazed Land-sharks are a menace to humanity; ...and are probably caused by Homosexuals
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* Sousen Ichimonji	Aug 4 2010, 09:42 PM Post #1
You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold Posts: 4,176 Group: Retired Staff Member #3,986 Joined: February 15, 2009 Gender Not Specified Country None Favourite Anime Avatar What Browser do you use? Chrome Favourite Manga Ai Kora	Christwire I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We must wipe out every shark possible because they are a danger to man. Each and every year, over 500,000 people worldwide are eaten by sharks. Sharks sniff out anything on the surface of the ocean and with no concerns, just try to eat it. Imagine the horror of being on summer vacation with your family, when suddenly a pack of sharks decide that your precious little girl Sally is going to be their next meal. In the ocean, there is nothing you can do about it but cry salty tears which just helps refresh the sharks even more. Well, now I have something even more scary to show you. There are now sand sharks: sharks that have somehow been mutated, perhaps by radiation or far more likely, Satan, to be able to walk on land with their fins and then eat innocent people just trying to lay on the beach. When I saw the following video I immediately cancelled my vacation plans to the relaxing beaches of Malibu. These new sharks are popping up everywhere and gobbling people right up off the beach, and officials do not even really know what is happening or how to file the missing person’s report. Liberal animal rights extremists will try to cover this up with a pile of media lies and deception, but I have video proof! These sharks must be wiped out or more people are going to get eaten and their numbers will spread, building up deep in the bowels of the ocean and then exploding everywhere, boat, ships, the back seat of your car or maybe even your open back patio! Shark attack everywhere! They no longer need the water and can now pop up anywhere: you could just be getting home after a long day at the office and a few drinks with your friends at the local bar and grill, then suddenly, you go home to use perhaps your bathroom. Lurks in the shadows one of these sand sharks and it snuck in through your open patio door or even attempts to jump through your rooftop and waits to eat you! I’m now displaying the media footage and we need to go ahead and wipe these lowlife animals out while we can. You read it here first folks. And I'll tell you another thing: it was proably those damned Homosexuawls that caused it. You just have to watch the video clip, and you totally understand where this guys coming from. http://christwire.org/ If there is a hell, I hope it has a deep, boiling little area reserved for members of Christwire. Or at least for the ones that aren't there to defend reason and common sense.
	Call me a safe bet, I'm betting I'm not I'm glad that you can forgive, only hoping as time goes, you can forget


ryanson209	Aug 4 2010, 09:46 PM Post #2
MAGICAL GIRLS REPRESENT Posts: 2,336 Group: Member Member #4,331 Joined: July 21, 2009 Favourite Anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica	Obvious troll site is obvious.
	*Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.*


* Sousen Ichimonji	Aug 4 2010, 09:58 PM Post #3
You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold Posts: 4,176 Group: Retired Staff Member #3,986 Joined: February 15, 2009 Gender Not Specified Country None Favourite Anime Avatar What Browser do you use? Chrome Favourite Manga Ai Kora	ryanson209 Aug 4 2010, 09:46 PM Obvious troll site is obvious. Sadly, the debate has been existed for a long time as to whether Christwire is a satirical site or not. There is speculation that it is an off-shoot of TheOnion.com, however there is no evidence and there is staunch, vehemenent denial of such speculation by members of the site. The truth is that many members have joined for the purpose of trolling. But at it's heart I believe there is a core of deeply conservative people just sayin' what they're thinkin', churning out their views on stories they have very little knowledge of and generally upsetting most of the world. I do think that the above article is fake, I just thought it was hilarious.
	Call me a safe bet, I'm betting I'm not I'm glad that you can forgive, only hoping as time goes, you can forget


* Itagaki Manabu	Aug 5 2010, 02:41 PM Post #4
Posts: 4,635 Group: Retired Staff Member #832 Joined: November 6, 2005	wheres the video? Edit: I went on the site and found it, that is looool. Edited by Itagaki Manabu, Aug 5 2010, 02:44 PM.



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