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| Topic Started: Oct 10 2009, 03:36 AM (165 Views) | |
| RisanF | Oct 10 2009, 03:36 AM Post #1 |
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My old humor fanfic written over 8 years ago, based on the overwhelming popularity of Bulma/Vegeta fanfics... - Vegeta the Great! By RISANF Scene: We are looking into a massive structure, vaguely gothic in its attributes. We see Bulma chained to the wall, staring balefully at a pedestal in the center of the room. On the pedestal stands none other than Yamcha, clad in demonic black robes, raising his arms to the sky. Yamcha: "BWAHAHAHAH!!! At last I have you, my sweet little Bulma!" Bulma: "EEEKKK! Helphelp! Someone SAAAVE ME!!!" Yamcha: "No one will save you now! For I am Yamcha, demon of darkness! And with you as my queen, I will rule the world!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!!" Mysterious Voice: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Bulma: "Vegeta!!!" (eyes turn misty as hearts dance around her) (it is indeed Vegeta, standing proudly with his Super Saiyan hair blowing in the wind dramatically. He is at least one foot taller than normal and his Saiyan armon now sparkles and shines) Yamcha: "No! I thought I left you in the hands of the Doom Griffin from Hell!" Vegeta: (with hands on hips) "Ha ha! I dispached that foe with only 1/1,000,000 of my true power!" Yamcha: "Curse you! Take this!" (an evil looking blast escapes from Yamcha's outstretched palm, which reflects right off of Vegeta's magical barrier) Vegeta: "Ha ha! Nice try Yamcha, but you have underestimated the power of true righteousness! Now taste the might of my Sword of Justice!" (from his sheath Vegeta pulls a ridiculously ornate sword studded with diamonds, rubies. and sapphires. Its blade glows with translucent blue light) Vegeta: "Prepare to die, villain! HYAH! (he jumps into the air, turns several somersaults, and slashes Yamcha in half) Yamcha: "NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!" (a loud explosion is heard as Yamcha dies, evil spirits escaping from his body) (using the Sword of Justice, he cuts Bulma's bonds) Bulma: "Oh Vegeta! You heard the call of my heart pleading to you, drawing you to me with the bonds of true love!" Vegeta: (takes Bulma in his arms) "That's right, my darling! And now I shall show you what a REAL man is like!" (Vegeta and Bulma proceed to have a 22 hour sex, which I will neglect to describe for the reason that it sucks and I hate it) Vegeta: "Well, that was invigorating!" (he smiles heroically. When he does so, a small sparkle appears on his teeth, making a distinct 'ting' sound) Bulma: "Oh Vegeta! Your teeth are so shiny!" Vegeta: "Yes, they are, aren't they!" (a moment later, Goku appears on the scene) Vegeta: "If it isn't little Goku! What do you want, little Goku?" Goku: "Vegeta, since you are so much better than me, I have decided to restrict my role in fanfiction to that of a stupid dumbass as to leave more for you to steal the show and get all the credit." Vegeta: "That is a wise thing to do my friend. Now off with you!" (waves his hand) Goku: "DUH! I AM STUPID GOKU! DUH DUH DUH! (bumbles off a cliff and dies) (after Goku's untimely demise, a group of teenagers with DBZ t-shirts walk up) Vegeta: "What can I do for you, my friends?" Fanfiction Authors: "Vegeta, since you are so majestic, we have decided that we will only write fanfiction about your awesome exploits and supreme sexiness. Furthermore, we promise never to even mention any other characters unless they have something to do with either pairing you and Bulma up, or making you look even sexier." Vegeta: "That is good to hear. Now, get started on it right away!" (the fanfiction authors run off to their computers to start of their fanfictions, all which will end up exactly the same. Meaning exactly like this fic) Author's Notes: Apologies to any authors I might have offended, but come on. It's past time for someone to write a V/B parody. P.S.: If this goes well, I might be tempted to write a sequel.  Until next fanfic, Ja ne!
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| Super Goku | Oct 11 2009, 03:18 PM Post #2 |
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LOL that was pretty funny. sounds like vegeta is having a good dream i liked it. it made me rofl. write another one. |
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| ryanson209 | Oct 12 2009, 05:06 AM Post #3 |
Ginger Ninja: Makes the Girls Go Crazy
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Maybe I expected a little more. Either way, it was still a little funny. |
 *made by Strawberry. Thanks!! I'm gonna explode 'cuz I'm a firecracker. | |
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| RisanF | Oct 14 2009, 05:07 AM Post #4 |
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I think my Dr.Slump crossover stuff is generally funnier. Thanks for the comments, everyone. |
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| SSJ3_Vegeta | Oct 25 2009, 02:05 PM Post #5 |
 
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lol nice how does goku fall off a cliff to his death if he can fly? Edited by SSJ3_Vegeta, Oct 25 2009, 03:05 PM.
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| RisanF | Oct 26 2009, 07:58 PM Post #6 |
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Well, you see, Goku is far too stupid to do anything like that in a Bulma/Vegeta. His purpose is to sit there and eat while Vegeta and the other characters laugh at him. 
Edited by RisanF, Oct 26 2009, 07:58 PM.
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