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| * Bex | Sep 30 2009, 07:33 PM Post #1 |
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This story is based on actual events. True story. Once upon a day in toyland, Viddy was strutting his stuff down the pavement, listening to some Rage Against the Machine on his portable gramaphone headset. The sun was high. Viddy had advised the sun to stay away from drugs, but he didn't listen and Viddy decided to give up on him. As he continued down the street, Viddy caught a glimpse of himself in the window of a clothes store. He became transfixed for a moment before tapping his head against the glass like some kind of budgie. The window then smashed due to the thickness of his skull, and Viddy decided to borrow the halloween Joker costume that was on display in the window. Viddy now felt like the most original person on the planet. He must have been the only person to ever think of dressing up as a comic book character on a day that was not halloween. Evidently, Viddy had never heard of Father's for Justice. As he strolled, he spotted a coffee shop. The Beastie Boys were busking outside. Viddy threw a loaf of bread at them. Inside the coffee shop, Viddy went up to the counter and took a look at the list of beverages. As he looked at the menu ranging between Espressos to Mochaccinos, Viddy caught a look at the waitor in the corner of his eye. He looked familiar... almost like Mark Hoppus from Blink-182. Whoever he was was kneeling on a stool taking a wizz into the coffee pots. Viddy knew this had to be Mark Hoppus. "Hey Mark Hoppus" said Viddy. "Hi" replied Mark Hoppus. "Why are you taking a slash in the coffee Mark Hoppus? You should act your age" Viddy commented. "What's My Age Again?" asked Mark Hoppus. "I'm not sure" said Viddy, "But you should make a song out of it Mark Hoppus." Once Mark Hoppus had emptied the rest of his bladder, the coffee and pee concoction began to swirl in the coffee pot and a giant pumpkin demon appeared in the store. Viddy thought this was groovy, so he demanded that the pumpkin appear again. The pumpkin got angry and insulted Viddy's mother. Viddy then retorted by saying that the pumpkin didn't even have a mother, and he was somewhat asexual. This impressed the pumpkin, although deep inside he was crying a river of tears. The pumpkin decided to grant Viddy a wish. "I wish this day could get even better" said Viddy. Suddenly, a huge monster truck smashed through the side of the shop and Mr Bean climbed out. Apparently his ex-wife had divorced him and taken his chain of "Mr Bean's Coffee Shops" and their illegitamate lovechild in the process. As soon as Mr Bean had heard that a man dressed as the Joker had entered the shop, he immediately called up his special Father's For Justice black ops unit and hired a monster truck to plow down the store. It wasn't worth the effort as the health inspector had already started drinking coffee made with Mark Hoppus urine and decided to close the store down anyway. All in all the entire day was pointless, but they laughed about it all later and went home after... all except the pumpkin, who had made his way outside, only to be devoured by the Beastie Boys. The End. Oh, I almost forgot the proof: ![]() Edited by Bex, Sep 30 2009, 07:45 PM.
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| Strawberry | Oct 5 2009, 01:56 PM Post #2 |
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ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT IN A STORY TITLED "COFFEE"!!!!!! Shame on ya!! Oh, I'd also like to say that you're completely nuts. But that's cool, Viddy. I like you just the way you are. <3 ahaha |
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| * Bex | Oct 5 2009, 02:00 PM Post #3 |
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lool, you want to drink coffee with Mark Hoppus pee in it? You can be in my next story. |
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| Strawberry | Oct 5 2009, 02:43 PM Post #4 |
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NOP, I just wanted a shoutout in the middle of your story, didn't have to make sense. If a story's titled "Coffee", it's only fair that my name's in it.
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| + Rebel X | Oct 5 2009, 03:06 PM Post #5 |
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I think Kotetsu should be in their too for obvious reason. Strawberry, no doubt |
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Oct 5 2009, 04:43 PM Post #6 |
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This is the best part of the story. This may be the best story ever. |
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| * Bex | Oct 5 2009, 05:29 PM Post #7 |
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I thank you for being the first person to openly admit they loved that part.
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