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The Party
Topic Started: Sep 27 2009, 09:45 PM (536 Views)
* Bex
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This story is based on actual events... Enjoy!

Once upon a time, Viddy and DFMike went on a space mission to the moon. When they got there, they saw some giant birthday presents and suddenly, they exploded. Michael Jackson and David Bowie appeared doing some funky 80s dancing.
"Jinkies" said DFMike, surprised.
"That looks like fun" said Viddy, joining in.
It then appeared that MJ, Bowie and Viddy were all dancing in perfect unison and that they had created the greatest dance act in the universe.
DFMike looked bemused and started unloading space equipment. He retrieved the highly necessary NASA version of GarageBand that was only used for 80s Dance related space emergencies. He then started mixing some tasty tunes for them to dance to. What he didn’t realize was that the loud music now pumping from the huge space stereo system had woken up the moon’s resident slacker, Hustla. Hustla ran all the way around the moon, at a speed of up to 1 knot. He didn’t like to waste his energy. Once he had found them all, he demanded the whereabouts of their chicken, to which Viddy said that there was some in the giant space picnic basket for him to have.
David Bowie suddenly started to strum a guitar that he had concealed in the pocket of his jacket. The guitar only had 3 strings and yet the songs he played were the greatest songs that anybody had ever heard. Michael Jackson was very impressed, and in turn decided to teach everybody how to moonwalk properly. DFMike wasn’t very good at it, so he went and ate a vegetable with Hustla. Hustla then found he was allergic to vegetables and began to throw violent space chunks into a nearby creator.
Once all the chicken was gone, Hustla retreated to his secret underground moon lair to play Fifa 10. However, he could still be heard by the others when some noob kept scoring goals against him as Dimitar Berbatov.
The party had now been going for quite some time and everybody was getting tired, at which point, Viddy went to the kiosk and got everybody 6 cans of Red Bull each. They all drank the Red Bull and got hyper. Michael Jackson managed to spin so fast that he drilled a hole into the centre of the moon, causing it to go off balance and smash into the earth. Nobody was hurt, except for Osama Bin Laden who had gone to the shops for a carton of milk. His last words before he passed out were “Milk was a bad choice”.
David Bowie then started rocking out Ziggy Stardust style before the soles of his shoes caught fire and he flew home.
This left DFMike and Viddy to resume the mission. Viddy went back to the kiosk and restocked the Playboy magazines section, to much appreciation from the shop assistant and the residents on the moon.
Then Viddy and DFMike went home and everybody lived happily ever after for a time, until the next issue of Playboy was out and the shop need restocking again.

The End.

P.S - Here is the proof that this happened:

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Edited by Bex, Sep 27 2009, 09:58 PM.
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I think we should have you drug tested Viddy.. OR

You are a complete genius (?) My reactions through this were "lol" and "wtf". I was entertained though.
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* Bex
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I like to think of it as pure genius. It was completely improvised with the exception of the line:

DFMike wasn’t very good at it, so he went and ate a vegetable with Hustla. Hustla then found he was allergic to vegetables and began to throw violent space chunks into a nearby creator.

That part was censored because it originally contained explicit materials involving DFMike and the consumption of chicken, which he does not do because he's a vegetarian. However I have photographic evidence of the event >_>

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it. The story was inspired by random comedies and a random 80s Bowie craze I had going on yesterday evening. There will be a second installment soon.
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It truly was a Shawshank redemption

Wow, that's all I can say :P That was funny but also mystifying. Can't wait for installment two.
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Yo

To be honest I thought you were lying.
Then I saw your proof and i'd like to apologise for doubting you man, looks like a killer party.
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It was, I had to have a few days to recooporate. The 80s suit was quite heavy too.
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