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Dragonball Z Abridged Fanfic - Comedy; Rated M for Sexual Flattery and Drug Use
Topic Started: Aug 29 2008, 11:23 PM (208 Views)
Muku Aug 29 2008, 11:23 PM Post #1
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Goten's face shined in the early sun, his gleaming eyes looking over a huge pile of white powdery stuff and strange plants that Goku, found, "Food?!" He gulped excitedly, and rushed to try some of each, "It's not like any food... I've... ever tasted.." Goten said, stopping, his eyes twicted and danced around madly, "Wow this stuff is better then food!"

Goku jumped up and down, "No fair! Your hogging it!"

Goten took off his shirt, revealing his tiny ripped upper half, he smiled wickedly at his father, "I have enough! I wanna stock uppp daaad!" He took it all and put it in his shirt, then ran off smacking his bottom at Goku.

Goku whined and chased after him, "Goooooooteeeeeeen, give me back Chi-Chi's favourite cooking material, she needs it to make accidents like you and Gohan!"

Goten didn't hear him, he looked up, gazing at the purple sky. "Haha, Wooow!"

A small dot appeared in the sky, Trunks came into sight, landing on-top of Goten, Trunks nearly puked as he looked at the plants in Goten's shirt, "Put your shirt back on lover boy, and what the hell are those things... Your acting like a Yoshi, kinda reminds me of...."

"I'M NOT A FREAKING YOSHI!" Piccolo's defensive scream came out of no where.

Soon enough all the Z Fighters had gathered around Goten and Trunks, who were both now acting hyper and being huge perverts. Goten jumped around and giggeled madly at his mother, who had just showed up, "Mom, you have a lovely rack and a perfect *****!", both young Saiyan's broke out in laughter, and Goku cryed out defensivly of his wife, "Hey hey! Those are mine!"

Trunks laughed madly, "You don't even know what they are!"

Chi-Chi nodded in agreement, "You never learnt how to use them anyway!"

Goku's head deflated, "I...."

Chi-Chi's face tomato red, looking over into the pile, she picked up a few handfuls of the white dust, and gave some to Bulma, and they both eat quickly,

"Wuh.... Vegeta try some of this!" Bulma said quickly and loudly, handing Vegeta some of the white powder, Vegeta coughed, "Jeez Woman, your even more riled up then normal, fine I'll try some damn powd......ah?" He said softly as his eye's changed colour rapidly, his head inflated and he said quickly, "Kakarot me loves you for bringing the prince the sexy flowers!" He giggeled and fell over.

Bulma blushed, and Goku asked "Uh, is he okay, or did he suffer serious brain damage against Cell?" Bulma picked him up and flew off with him, giving Goku the finger, "UP YOURS GOKU!"

Goku confused, said "Ooookay sure thing, let me... Hey no fair! I'm an Alien remember?! I don't even know what to do with Chi-Chi anymore!"

Chi-Chi sighed, "It's such a turn off, having to put your own husband into you cause he doesn't know how"

"She's been deranged ever since she shot me.... SHE SHOT ME!" Goku screamed at Chi-Chi.

Chi-Chi smiled and said "Was that when you pulled down her panties, used her as a cushion, then took her to Roshi's and you know what he's like and then they made her flash her dress, all while you had her panties?" Chi-Chi sniggered and said, "I can't blame her"

Goku cringed, "I................ Feel Sad...."

Trunks chimed up, holding a huge blade "Here ya go Gemo!"

Goku sadly cut his wrists, walking back to the house, "I shoulda left with Raditz... But no... Gohan had to spoil that too, what a horrible little accident he turned out to be, CHI-CHI YOU SHOULD OF TOLD ME WHAT A COMDOM WAS!" He screamed as he cut off his wrist in anger, "Oh... Uh.... I hope that grows back, my third hand gets bigger, maybe this one does too?"

Chi-Chi sniggered over his shoulder, "Not that big!"
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Growku Aug 30 2008, 06:15 PM Post #2
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that wasnt very funny it was mostly sick and disgusting and rude, write better stuff
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Muku Aug 30 2008, 11:14 PM Post #3
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Haha, it's my crude sense of humour, I didn't say you would like it, I didn't say you have to like it. If you don't like it don't read it.

I know it doesn't appeal to all people, but for the ones who like this stuff, then it'll be a fresh look, I wrote this in 10 minutes with no editing whatsoever, I just did a spell check then chucked it up.
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Kaiyan Aug 31 2008, 07:06 PM Post #4
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That put a smirk on my face. :)
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Muku Sep 1 2008, 06:56 AM Post #5
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:D, YAY!

Thanks dude! I'm so glad :).
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Kaiyan Sep 1 2008, 04:26 PM Post #6
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You're welcome.
I like some crude and shocking humor from time to time.
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Itagaki Manabu Sep 1 2008, 10:00 PM Post #7
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I agree with Growku, I didnt find this funny and I like Funny crude things.

Meaning this wasnt funny...
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Kaiyan Sep 1 2008, 10:07 PM Post #8
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It just depends on one's sense of humor.
Maybe you think I have a bad sense of humor but to me it's still funny.

Meaning this isn't funny for everyone.
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Muku Sep 2 2008, 06:28 AM Post #9
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Yeah, thanks alot man ^^.

Seriously, if ya don't like it, don't read it, and don't reply to it. I made this for a rather sick sense of humour I admit it. If you want me to write a normal one of them just hanging out doing stupid stuff, that's easy. Don't forget I wrote this in 10 minutes at 7 in the morning. :P.
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-Zero- Sep 8 2008, 04:55 AM Post #10
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This thing is sick, and for future warning, try to keep it clean will you? There are kids that may come in the forum they don't need to read this kind of things. From now on try to keep it clean
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Muku Sep 8 2008, 12:37 PM Post #11
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It's meant to be sick, I don't get it, if people don't like it, why does it keep getting veiws? -_-.

And I won't do this again, it was just an experiment, I did it because I have writer's block for my other fanfic.
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I am a mod on this site, When I saw the comments I had to read to see how far it went. If it was extremely inappropriate it would have been locked
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Kyonko Sep 8 2008, 08:55 PM Post #13
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This thing is sick, and for future warning, try to keep it clean will you? There are kids that may come in the forum they don't need to read this kind of things. From now on try to keep it clean
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