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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 19 2006, 02:52 AM (481 Views) | |
| * Katara | Feb 19 2006, 02:52 AM Post #1 |
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I'll be by your side whenever you fall in the dead of night.
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You Might Be A Redneck If... You think the last three words of the national anthem is 'start your engines.' You Might Be A Redneck If... Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. You Might Be A Redneck If... If you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year". You Might Be A Redneck If... You think the stock market has a fence around it. You know you're a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You Might Be A Redneck If... You turn the sprinkler on and tell the kids it's a water park. You Might Be A Redneck If... You've ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession. You Might Be A Redneck If... In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble. What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? 'Hey y'all... Watch this!' i think these are hilarious, and for those of you that know i live in oklahoma, that doesn't make me a redneck! ima post some more later
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![]() ^made by angelichottieds^ I miss the sound of your voice And I miss the rush of your skin And I miss the still of the silence As you breathe out and I breathe in If I could walk on water If I could tell you what's next I'd make you believe I'd make you forget | |
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| * Shiloh | Feb 19 2006, 08:31 PM Post #2 |
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HA HA HA i love jeff foxworthy *tear* you might be a redneck if your porch swing falls and kills six dogs |
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Feb 20 2006, 09:57 PM Post #3 |
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IVe heard most of them before, but they still make me laugh
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