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"You might be a redneck if...."
Topic Started: Feb 19 2006, 02:52 AM (481 Views)
* Katara
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I'll be by your side whenever you fall in the dead of night.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think the last three words of the national
anthem is 'start your engines.'

You Might Be A Redneck If...
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
If you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You know you're a redneck when you take a load to the
dump and bring back more than you took.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You turn the sprinkler on and tell the kids
it's a water park.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You've ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the
grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble.

What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
'Hey y'all... Watch this!'

i think these are hilarious, and for those of you that know i live in oklahoma, that doesn't make me a redneck!
ima post some more later :p

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^made by angelichottieds^
I miss the sound of your voice
And I miss the rush of your skin
And I miss the still of the silence
As you breathe out and I breathe in
If I could walk on water
If I could tell you what's next
I'd make you believe
I'd make you forget

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* Shiloh
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HA HA HA i love jeff foxworthy *tear*

you might be a redneck if your porch swing falls and kills six dogs
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Frankie
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IVe heard most of them before, but they still make me laugh :)
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