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| Seruphim | Feb 12 2006, 09:48 PM Post #1 |
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Here are some I found
Two prisoners, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request ?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son ? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "KILL ME FIRST." and also... There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your rear with out any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first guy asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." Hope you liekd them XD |
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| XeroBlade | Feb 12 2006, 10:11 PM Post #2 |
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The first one's pretty good, and I've heard the second one before. |
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| * Itagaki Manabu | Feb 17 2006, 10:01 PM Post #3 |
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lmao v good
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Feb 18 2006, 07:45 PM Post #4 |
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What do you call do you call a 17 year old Dragon Ball Z/ Pokemon fan? A stupid Homo, that gets his a ss kicked every day. |
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| Seruphim | Feb 18 2006, 07:51 PM Post #5 |
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erm -thats a stupid joke -if you want to post your jokes make your own topic dont make mine look badHere's another one I found: One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furioulsy, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test. The student asked, "Do you know who I am?" The prof said, "No and I don't care." The student asked again, "Are you sure you don't know who I am?" The prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle, then threw the papers in the air. "Good" the student said, and walked out. He passed. |
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| * Kabonkers | Feb 18 2006, 08:03 PM Post #6 |
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D-Wade jumps high, like kabonkers!
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LOL! I like that one. |
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| * Itagaki Manabu | Feb 18 2006, 08:43 PM Post #7 |
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lol that is awesome |
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| source of power | Feb 21 2006, 01:01 PM Post #8 |
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haha i like the first one
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| loz | Feb 23 2006, 05:26 PM Post #9 |
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Ha they are both pretty funny. XD |
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| XeroBlade | Feb 25 2006, 03:46 AM Post #10 |
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The last one...I don't get it
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| Seruphim | Feb 25 2006, 03:48 AM Post #11 |
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o.0 Are you sure you dont get it Xero? @.@ |
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| XeroBlade | Feb 26 2006, 09:50 PM Post #12 |
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I am positive. |
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| Julian5 | Mar 25 2006, 10:41 PM Post #13 |
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Hahaha, very funny
And zero, the professor didnt know his name, so he could hide his test among the other ones so he could pass
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dont make mine look bad




And zero, the professor didnt know his name, so he could hide his test among the other ones so he could pass



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